No degree, no job

Mike_Yates

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Jobs without the college degree requirement are quickly vanishing.

It is almost imperative that someone has at least a bachelors degree if they want to have a job making a decent salary.

Otherwise you might find yourself stuck working the window at McDonalds or washing dishes at the local restaurant.
 
I want to see you have a bachelor's in Mechanical Engineering, just to sweep up the shop.
 
You need a new hobby, Mike. I mean besides Susan Slaughter and all the jobs that you can't do.
 
You need a new hobby, Mike. I mean besides Susan Slaughter and all the jobs that you can't do.

I need to go to college.

My family has a lot of money, so paying for it shouldn't be a problem.

My state university is only $5,000 per year.

The only problem is the level of my intelligence and NOT financial.
 
I don't meet the school requirements.

I haven't taken the SAT/ACT yet.

I would probably fail them.

How the fuck you know you just said you haven't taken them
Go take them.
You are looking for reasons why you can't do something.
 
I don't meet the school requirements.

I haven't taken the SAT/ACT yet.

I would probably fail them.

Then, resign yourself to Mac's. You might work your way up to fries.

If you don't have the gumption to try, you might as well just quit.
 
Then, resign yourself to Mac's. You might work your way up to fries.

If you don't have the gumption to try, you might as well just quit.

I went to high school with someone that was his job worked his way up now he owns three locations.
 
I need to go to college.

My family has a lot of money, so paying for it shouldn't be a problem.

My state university is only $5,000 per year.

The only problem is the level of my intelligence and NOT financial.

I'm tellin ya mike.

Try suicide, your parents will be happier this way.
 
I have borderline intellectual functioning (IQ 70-85) and my potential in terms of work and education is extremely limited.

Throughout my life, I will not be able to accomplish many of the things that normal people can.
 
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How the fuck you know you just said you haven't taken them
Go take them.
You are looking for reasons why you can't do something.

I've taken SAT/ACT practice tests online and have failed them almost completely.

So I would assume that I would fail the actual tests themselves if I really took them.

There simply isn't enough time to answer each question. You have less than one minute to answer each and every 170 multiple choice questions.

There are four parts of the SAT and ACT college admission tests.

*Reading
*Writing
*Math
*Writing essay

Please keep in mind that I am "slow" and cannot process information as fast as normal people.

Just like someone who is permanently bound to a wheelchair, life isn't going to be easy for me.

I'm not retarded, just "slow".....
 
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