Facial Hair

[CandiCame]

Yay or Nay?

Trying not to look 14, not sure it's helping me pull it off as well as I would have liked. However, does allow for maximum laziness.

 

[Liar]

Depends on what part of the face. If you can braid that stuff growing out your nose, then no.

 

[KRCummings]

I don't mind a guy with a stache but beards and goatees just don't do it for me. Not a deal breaker but they'd have to work harder. Not that anyone is working for it to begin with but you know what I mean.

 

[Lorilei]

Depends on the face.

 

[KRCummings]

Depends on what part of the face. If you can braid that stuff growing out your nose, then no.

Ear and nose hair is always a deal breaker.

 

[Liar]

Let it hereby be known that unless you own it Salvadore Dali style, there is no such thing as a good looking 'stache.

 

[CandiCame]

Let it hereby be known that unless you own it Salvadore Dali style, there is no such thing as a good looking 'stache.

Mario rocks the hell out of it.

 

[Liar]

Mario rocks the hell out of it.

Mario eats shrooms and kicks turtles. Not exactly role model material.

 

[KRCummings]

Let it hereby be known that unless you own it Salvadore Dali style, there is no such thing as a good looking 'stache.

Rollie Fingers owned it.

 

[KRCummings]

Mario rocks the hell out of it.

He looks like Ron Jeremy.

 

[CandiCame]

He looks like Ron Jeremy.

Cannot unsee...

 

[Liar]

Cannot unsee...

You've seen the porn spoof?

 

[Sinny]

Must be well groomed.

 

[TallMan69]

He looks like Ron Jeremy.

Ron Jeremy is physically repulsive I know he has a 8" cock but how has he had such a prolific porn career? He must be a Hell of a nice guy cause he reminds me of Carl from Agua Teen Hunger Force. Fat, mustached and very hairy.

Neither really rock the stache. More like creepy Chester the Molester look.

 

[thør]

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[artemesia_g]

I like it.

 

[crotch_cricket]

Yay or Nay?

Trying not to look 14, not sure it's helping me pull it off as well as I would have liked. However, does allow for maximum laziness.

looking 14 will get you more bills on the end table.

 

[thør]

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[KingOrfeo]

I've always hated the look of facial hair. If I were gay, I'm sure I'd shun any gay dudes with mustaches, etc. (no matter how many that rules out).

 

[thør]

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[KingOrfeo]

Historical trivia: In ancient Greece, practically all men wore full beards until Alexander the Great started the fashion of shaving. His explanation was that he was a soldier, and he did not want to provide an enemy at close quarters with any extra handle to grab. But H.G. Wells, in his Outline of History, chalked it up to Alexander being so vain of his handsome face that he shaved so he could still look "like a sham boy at 30."

The Spartans not only wore beards but (unusually for Greek men in the Classical period) long hair. Which they always had carefully oiled and dressed before a battle, as if they were going to a party. Their attitude would have been, "Yeah, I dare you to try to grab this!"

 

[thør]

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[Quoll]

If Your Dad Doesn't Have a Beard, You've Got Two Mums

 

[thør]

If Your Dad Doesn't Have a Beard, You've Got Two Mums

Exactly!

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[thør]

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