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Dear Lord,

Saint Peter

Saint Peter

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Please do not allow any more kooky religious fuckers in the White House.

Thanks,
Pete
 
dear lord

is men in black 3 gonna be any good?
they say everyone's a critic but i thought i'd go straight to the top
 
Highly unlikely that an atheist will get elected President any time in the foreseeable future. Just as unlikely that we'll see Scientologist, Satanist, Hindu and assorted non-Judaic religions.
 
How does that prayer thing work? I've never done it. Is it like a cosmic vending machine, like you put a prayer in and then you get what you want? Or is it more like meditation? Like you think about what you want and figure out how to get it, and then you just think god told you? Or do you actually hear your deity? Like, do you hear a different voice in your head? I asked my ex about it, and he said that he rarely prayed because he didn't want to bother god with his stupid bullshit when there were so many real problems in the world. Which I could see. But I honestly think that... if I were religious, I still couldn't pray. Who the fuck am I to try and talk to a deity?
 
Once-ler said:
How does that prayer thing work? I've never done it. Is it like a cosmic vending machine, like you put a prayer in and then you get what you want? Or is it more like meditation? Like you think about what you want and figure out how to get it, and then you just think god told you? Or do you actually hear your deity? Like, do you hear a different voice in your head? I asked my ex about it, and he said that he rarely prayed because he didn't want to bother god with his stupid bullshit when there were so many real problems in the world. Which I could see. But I honestly think that... if I were religious, I still couldn't pray. Who the fuck am I to try and talk to a deity?
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You can't really be this dumb.
 
KRCummings said:
You can't really be this dumb.
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In what way was that dumb? I think it's more dumb to assume that everyone prays the same way, rather then my question about individual's relationship with their god.

Why are you always such a bitch? Like, is it just to me or are you just that mean?
 
Bert Notorius said:
George Washington was a closet atheist.

~amen
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He wasn't to closeted about it... He was a pretty strait-forward deist, which is what atheists were at the time because being an atheist was just to far out there. God existed. It just didn't give a shit.
 
Once-ler said:
In what way was that dumb? I think it's more dumb to assume that everyone prays the same way, rather then my question about individual's relationship with their god.

Why are you always such a bitch? Like, is it just to me or are you just that mean?
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:confused: She was giving you the benefit of the doubt, there's no need to make a personal attack on her.

That was mean and you should apologize.
 
JohnnySavage said:
:confused: She was giving you the benefit of the doubt, there's no need to make a personal attack on her.

That was mean and you should apologize.
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I'm in a pissy mood today. It's mother's day and my brother's birthday. I don't need any bullshit, sarcastic or otherwise.
 
Once-ler said:
In what way was that dumb? I think it's more dumb to assume that everyone prays the same way, rather then my question about individual's relationship with their god.

Why are you always such a bitch? Like, is it just to me or are you just that mean?
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She's just kind of bitter... Ask her about her marriage.
 
Once-ler said:
What are you gonna do, beat me up?
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Ummm... I just said I'm reporting you.

See, this is why people think you're an idiot. Not me, of course. I think you are performance art like Busybody or Yates. Others think you're an idiot though.
 
JohnnySavage said:
Ummm... I just said I'm reporting you.

See, this is why people think you're an idiot. Not me, of course. I think you are performance art like Busybody or Yates. Others think you're an idiot though.
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There was supposed to be a picture with that. My reaction time's a little slow today. I do apologize for the slow reaction time.

I seriously... I don't know if you're joking or not, but I can't handle any more 'you aren't reals' today, man. My nerves are stretched very thin... Maybe I should stay away from this site today...
 
JohnnySavage said:
Ummm... I just said I'm reporting you.

See, this is why people think you're an idiot. Not me, of course. I think you are performance art like Busybody or Yates. Others think you're an idiot though.
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BusyShit isn't performance art, though.

Diamanda Galas is performance art. Marina Abramović is performance art.

BusyShit is entitled sociopath.
 
Religious or not, I prefer fuckers to non-fuckers in the Oval Office. Sexual frustration and nuclear launch codes does not sound like a good combination.
 
I toss fuck around. When I say fuck this or fuck that, I do not really mean for you to fuck it. Same goes with fuckers, fucker.

Fuck.
 
Liar said:
Religious or not, I prefer fuckers to non-fuckers in the Oval Office. Sexual frustration and nuclear launch codes does not sound like a good combination.
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This post, FTW.
 
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