I just made coconut milk

[Bert Notorius]

It's disgusting.

 

[Super-Surprise]

It's disgusting.

Keep your self-satisfying sexual doings to yourself please & Thank You!

 

[CandiCame]

Yes. Yes it is. It's gross as hell.

 

[Bert Notorius]

What do you do with it?

 

[CandiCame]

I stay as fucking far away from it as I can after tasting it once. Fuck that shit. I only wanted the coconut because I let myself be influenced by Monty Python!

 

[Bert Notorius]

Maybe it will ferment into something mind altering.

 

[Wings]

I put it on my hair to make it shiny.

 

[Bert Notorius]

I'm shocked and appalled.



Can I lick your hair?

 

[Wings]

Umm. Ok. I thought you hated the stuff?

The milk, not my hair.

 

[Bert Notorius]

It's a complex mix of self loathing and the desire to lick your fur...quite primal actually.

 

[Wings]

You sound like almost every man I've ever dated. Super.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

What do you do with it?

Use it in delicious curries.

 

[Bert Notorius]

You sound like almost every man I've ever dated. Super.

We hold secret meetings to get our stories straight.

 

[Wings]

We hold secret meetings to get our stories straight.

Great, could you teach each other how exactly I like oral because a few of you have been lacking.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Use it in delicious curries.

I was thinking a peanut dipping sauce for chicken sate, until I actually tasted it.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Great, could you teach each other how exactly I like oral because a few of you have been lacking.

Have you tried applying a few drops of rendered bacon fat?

 

[Wings]

Have you tried applying a few drops of rendered bacon fat?

Umm, no. Nevermind, on second thought please don't ever bring me up again. K, thanks.

 

[fluffPE]

Have you tried applying a few drops of rendered bacon fat?

Is rendered better than non-rendered?

 

[Bert Notorius]

Boy, that was satisfying.

Maybe in coffee.

Or bicardi.

Or flush it down the toilet and drink a cup of cream.

 

[fluffPE]

Umm, no. Nevermind, on second thought please don't ever bring me up again. K, thanks.

Hi kiss!

 

[Bert Notorius]

Is rendered better than non-rendered?

One would think.

 

[Wings]

Hi kiss!

Hey you! I was just thinking about you today. Deets, dude, deets!

 

[fluffPE]

Hey you! I was just thinking about you today. Deets, dude, deets!

Vikings are getting a new stadium....and tons of coconut milk.

 

[Wings]

Vikings are getting a new stadium....and tons of coconut milk.

Well, at least if I go to a game I can get something out of it, namely shiny hair.

 

[fluffPE]

Well, at least if I go to a game I can get something out of it, namely shiny hair.

That sounded very negative!