What Made You Smile/Laugh Today?
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Keroin
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LOL. L was the "hand" double for a few years, when he was first breaking into the biz. So when you see a close up of MacGyver's hands doing something intricate - like building a bomb out of Lego's and pipecleaners - that's my husband's hands you're looking at.
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LOL. L was the "hand" double for a few years, when he was first breaking into the biz. So when you see a close up of MacGyver's hands doing something intricate - like building a bomb out of Lego's and pipecleaners - that's my husband's hands you're looking at.
That is so cool! When I was a kid, I told everyone I'm going to marry MacGyver, so in a very not-at-all-real way you're married to the man of my dreams.
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really bad jokes that are left in one's mailbox ...!
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Taking mums dog for a walk and been stopped by every second person so they could talk to him and pat him. It was really a really social long walk and also kids asking if they could pick him up one day and take him out for a walk themselves. So cute.
So different from my other dog where people would cross to the other side of the street when they saw him.
So different from my other dog where people would cross to the other side of the street when they saw him.
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LOL. L was the "hand" double for a few years, when he was first breaking into the biz. So when you see a close up of MacGyver's hands doing something intricate - like building a bomb out of Lego's and pipecleaners - that's my husband's hands you're looking at.
So stinkin cool! Wow. Just wow. What a handsome fellow you have there Keroin! I just have to ask...is L as handy as MacGyver with the duct tape in rl?
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For me today...I finally got through a tough phone call that in the end felt like such soothing and reassuring heart salve. How lucky am I.
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So stinkin cool! Wow. Just wow. What a handsome fellow you have there Keroin! I just have to ask...is L as handy as MacGyver with the duct tape in rl?
Handier.
ETA: Funny-but-true story. Traveling through California several years back, we ran into a small group of folks with a broken down van. It was dark and we were all miles from anywhere, so L pulled over to help out. All they needed was a jump, but our truck was new and we hadn't yet bought jumper cables. No problem!
The van is old and L asks if he can tear up some of their copious amount of speaker wire. They agree. He pulls out the speaker wire, rigs it to the battery, then pulls our truck up to theirs, bumpers touching to act as the ground. It takes awhile to jump a vehicle this way but eventually...VROOM, the van is running. These people are blown away, they cannot believe what he did.
"Man, you're like MacGyver or something!!" one fellow exclaims.
L laughs, "Nope, but I was his hand double, then his stunt double."
It was one of the more surreal episodes in our travels, lol.
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LOL. L was the "hand" double for a few years, when he was first breaking into the biz. So when you see a close up of MacGyver's hands doing something intricate - like building a bomb out of Lego's and pipecleaners - that's my husband's hands you're looking at.
What an odd, cool thing. Really??
Any other shows?? The Simpsons??
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Handier.
Oh My. How do you handle all that!? Whew! *fans self*
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Check out the ETA for odder and cooler.
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It is my blessing, it is my curse.
You are the bomb.
A colored man walks into a pet store wanting to buy a talking parrot.
The pet store owner tells him they have a talking parrot in the back for 500 bucks.
The colored guy goes in the back and observes a parrot standing on his perch smoking a cigar, wearing spectacles and reading the Wall Street Journal.
The colored guys says, "Polly want a cracker"? The parrot does not respond so the colored guys walks out front and says, "Man you trying to rip a brotha off that parrot don't talk". The store owner assures the colored guy that indeed the parrot talks and to try again.
The colored guy goes back in and confronts the parrot and says, "Polly want a cracker"? The parrot lowers his newspaper and just glares at the colored guy over his spectacles not making a sound.
The colored guy marches out and confronts the store owner again and angrily states that he is a racist trying to rip a brotha off. The store owner smiles and denies being a racist. He assures the colored man that the parrot does talk and just need to warm up to him. He begs the colored man to give it another chance.
The colored man confronts the parrot and states through clenched teeth, "Polly want a cracker"? The parrot calmly lowers his paper tucking it under a wing, takes the cigar out of his beak and responds, "Nigger want a watermelon"?
HAHAHA I crack me up
The pet store owner tells him they have a talking parrot in the back for 500 bucks.
The colored guy goes in the back and observes a parrot standing on his perch smoking a cigar, wearing spectacles and reading the Wall Street Journal.
The colored guys says, "Polly want a cracker"? The parrot does not respond so the colored guys walks out front and says, "Man you trying to rip a brotha off that parrot don't talk". The store owner assures the colored guy that indeed the parrot talks and to try again.
The colored guy goes back in and confronts the parrot and says, "Polly want a cracker"? The parrot lowers his newspaper and just glares at the colored guy over his spectacles not making a sound.
The colored guy marches out and confronts the store owner again and angrily states that he is a racist trying to rip a brotha off. The store owner smiles and denies being a racist. He assures the colored man that the parrot does talk and just need to warm up to him. He begs the colored man to give it another chance.
The colored man confronts the parrot and states through clenched teeth, "Polly want a cracker"? The parrot calmly lowers his paper tucking it under a wing, takes the cigar out of his beak and responds, "Nigger want a watermelon"?
HAHAHA I crack me up
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Read the below in a wonderful post about the correct way to do something...I am sure you can figure out what it was ....
Act like you’ve been stranded in a desert for two days and her pussy is the first slurp of water you’ve had. Do not waste a single drop, you lick that shit clean.
This made me laugh out loud
Act like you’ve been stranded in a desert for two days and her pussy is the first slurp of water you’ve had. Do not waste a single drop, you lick that shit clean.
This made me laugh out loud
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Seeing a young lady at work that I have a crush on. Sadly she has a boyfriend.
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1. Realizing I can order my favorite chocolate online. I don't know why I've never thought about it before! But I guess I won't be doing it, because there's a certain charm to only getting it when I travel to a few, very limited places.
2. Going to Barcelona. In a couple of hours. I won't be getting the chocolate there, but there are other awesome things there.
3. Had a dream about going on a blind date with a guy. He was wearing a horse costume and I had to help him drink beer, because he couldn't lift the bottle with the hooves.
The dream made me all the more happy that I don't have to do the dating thing anymore.
2. Going to Barcelona. In a couple of hours. I won't be getting the chocolate there, but there are other awesome things there.
3. Had a dream about going on a blind date with a guy. He was wearing a horse costume and I had to help him drink beer, because he couldn't lift the bottle with the hooves.
The dream made me all the more happy that I don't have to do the dating thing anymore.
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Whoa! This reminds me of that standup bit you did on Hitler's dog at the KKK Cafe! You killed, buddy!!!
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A belated but warm and sweet birthday wish.
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1. Seeing a topic
2. Seeing the last person to post in the topic
3. Guessing they what type of non-productive advice they would offer
4. Being right
5. Laughing out loud to the thought that for all they try to present themselves as a complex individual, they really are quite predictable in their coping mechanisms
2. Seeing the last person to post in the topic
3. Guessing they what type of non-productive advice they would offer
4. Being right
5. Laughing out loud to the thought that for all they try to present themselves as a complex individual, they really are quite predictable in their coping mechanisms
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I took the kids to a festival today that had a street artist gallery... they spent 3 hours helping one of the artists do a huge mural on one of the bridge pillars.
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Did someone keep you well supplied with margaritas?I took the kids to a festival today that had a street artist gallery... they spent 3 hours helping one of the artists do a huge mural on one of the bridge pillars.
Or at least lemon ices?
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