Once-Ler, get your ass in here
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glynndah
good little witch.
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That doesn't count.
CandiCame
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My life is spiraling downward-
I couldn't get enough money to go to the Blood Red romance and suffocate me dry concert
It sucks because they play some of my favorite songs lik-, Stab My Heart Because I Love You and Rip Apart My Soul and of course Stabby, Rip, Stab, Stab
And it doesn't help that I couldn't get my hair to flippy thing either, like that guy from that band could do.
I couldn't get enough money to go to the Blood Red romance and suffocate me dry concert
It sucks because they play some of my favorite songs lik-, Stab My Heart Because I Love You and Rip Apart My Soul and of course Stabby, Rip, Stab, Stab
And it doesn't help that I couldn't get my hair to flippy thing either, like that guy from that band could do.
Wings
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HEY! This is not the "what went wrong" thread. Give me something good.
My list today:
I got a wake-up call from someone I love.
I had coffee with my mom while sitting in the sunshine.
My dog was cute and sweet and she loves me.
My kids were well rested and excited about playing outside.
My hair isn't a huge 'fro today.
glynndah
good little witch.
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You don't get the whole "something good" concept, do you?
Come on. Your dogs obviously love you; you have a gift for writing; and people care enough to start a thread for you. That's three things right there.
{You can't cheat and copy off my post, though.}
Frizzle_Fry
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LMFAO....Dear Diary, mood.....apathetic.
My life is like a torrential abyss that grips me tighter than my little sisters jeans.
CandiCame
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Which look great on me, by the way.
My parents don't get me , you know?
They think I'm gay because they saw me kiss a guy- well, a couple of guys
But I mean, it's the 2000's, can't two... or four... dudes make out with each other without being gay?
I mean chicks dig that kind of thing anyways
I don't know, Fry... sometimes I think you're the only one on that gets me. You're my best friend.
Frizzle_Fry
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Kikori
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Ladies and gents, we have confirmed three positive statements for the day.
Byron In Exile
Frederick Fucking Chopin
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Get me in a room alone with him for ten minutes, and I'll get you everything he knows.
Frizzle_Fry
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Yea I bet you would LMFAO....
Byron In Exile
Frederick Fucking Chopin
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Or you.
Frizzle_Fry
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CandiCame
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10 minutes is not going to be enough time, stud.
That's not a taco...
Saint Peter
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...sheriff, we are going to fuck you, and we are going to fuck you slow...
CandiCame
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pffft Ok
You might be able to, Spongy, if the room's small enough and we hotbox it.
Frizzle_Fry
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Half Baked....."abba zabba you my only fiend!" - Dave Chappelle as Thurgood Jenkins
CandiCame
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OH YEAH!!
How you gonna bitch at us for spending money when you gave Mary Jane a pearl necklace!?
I think you completely misunderstood the point of that story.
Frizzle_Fry
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In a room alone getting info out of someone I think torture.
Which I find the idea of getting info out of me amusing.
So I think he was trying to flex his tough guy ego for wings?
?? Maybe he want's a piece of your ass candi...might have yourself a live one!
richard_daily
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I don't understand this thread.
Peregrinator
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Translating from positive spin to factual:
Got a wakeup call from someone who saw my avatar.
Cleaned up when my mom spilled her coffee all over the porch.
My dog knows who feeds it.
The kids couldn't wait to get away from me.
I shaved my head.
CandiCame
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In a room alone getting info out of someone I think torture.
Which I find the idea of getting info out of me amusing.
So I think he was trying to flex his tough guy ego for wings?
I thought torture to, but hit up my posts in the S&M thread- 10 minutes is NOT long enough.
However, I feel like if you and I were locked in a room together, they would open it and get choked by the smoke rolling out and we would be like, "CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR!"
CandiCame
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You're not in the cool kids club.
Someone thought they could fix my depression by... I don't really know either, but we decided to jazz it up with HollyWood Undead and stoner movies. BECAUSE NO ONE FUCKING TELLS ME TO BE HAPPY!
I'LL TEACH YOU TO BE HAPPY!
I'LL TEACH YOUR GRANDMA TO SUCK EGGS!
COME ON BOYS AND GIRLS!!
LET'S GO AGAIN!
HAPPY
JOY JOY
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