Stay at home wives/moms......

[VaticanAssassin]

What do you do?

Do you wake up early with your man and make his coffe and pack his lunch as he shower and shaves?

Do you keep the house clean?

Cook most nights?

Run the house, pay the bills, handle the lawn guys and other possible vendors?

Always on top of the laundry?

Are these type of things expected of a stay at home wife or are they above and beyond?

If you are not a stay at home wife, would you do all these things?

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

You mean 95% of the job is doing what I already have to do by myself with a sugar momma? Fuck yea I would totally be Mr.Mom.

 

[Wings]

I do these things and work a full time job.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

You mean 95% of the job is doing what I already have to do by myself with a sugar momma? Fuck yea I would totally be Mr.Mom.

So would I.....but I would probably get bored the other 6 hours of the day.

 

[TexasWife25]

Looking to be a stay at home mom?

 

[CandiCame]

I wanna be a 50s housewife so fucking bad. Like, so fucking bad. It's almost to the point of fetishism. I wanna dress up like Lucille Ball in I Love Lucy. I have the dress already. And I can cook, clean, sew, take care of kids, stay on schedule, and have your pipe packed by the time you get home. I also give excellent blowjobs and I genuinely enjoy doing it. That house'll be fucking spotless thanks to mamma's little helpers, to. God... that would be so fucking awesome...

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Looking to be a stay at home mom?

Fuck yes I am!!!!

and if I were?

Coffee every morning, lunch made. Gourmet dinners every fucking night. Immaculate house! I will pack your luggage when you go on business trips. Set out and iron your work clothes as you shower. Sex on demand....you name it!

 

[Adre]

Lucy, I home!

 

[TexasWife25]

Fuck yes I am!!!!

and if I were?

Coffee every morning, lunch made. Gourmet dinners every fucking night. Immaculate house! I will pack your luggage when you go on business trips. Set out and iron your work clothes as you shower. Sex on demand....you name it!

lol, if only real life worked like that

 

[VaticanAssassin]

lol, if only real life worked like that

it doesn't

so that is too much to ask?

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

So would I.....but I would probably get bored the other 6 hours of the day.

That's what my coral's and garden are for, I would be a great Mr.Mom...bringing in extra income like that while keeping the house squared away and running smoothly.

 

[TexasWife25]

it doesn't

so that is too much to ask?

No no, not at all. Its only right that wives should honor their husbands and see to their every whim.

 

[busybody..]

THEY SPEND YOUR MONEY

and

HIRE ANOTHER WITH YOUR MONEY TO DO ALL YOUR CHORES


and

BITCH THAT THEY ARE UNFULFILLED WHEN YOU GET HOME

and

SCREAM BLOODY MURDER, WHEN YOU THEN SAY

GET A JOB

 

[Nerdy_Harold]

Generally I think women work harder than men. Moms work full time jobs then come home and take care of the house and kids. Husbands are getting better trained by their wives today.

Last week I was watching clips on youtube of the 1960's Newlywed game. It was interesting to note the dynamic between couples of that time period and couples of today. Women in the 60's seem more soft spoken and sweeter than women of today.

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

Generally I think women work harder than men. Moms work full time jobs then come home and take care of the house and kids. Husbands are getting better trained by their wives today.

Last week I was watching clips on youtube of the 1960's Newlywed game. It was interesting to note the dynamic between couples of that time period and couples of today. Women in the 60's seem more soft spoken and sweeter than women of today.

You don't say....
http://i.imgur.com/c6YWn.gif

 

[Sean]

You people need to read The Women's Room by Marilyn French. Seriously.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

No no, not at all. Its only right that wives should honor their husbands and see to their every whim.

I detect sarcasm.....but that is honestly what I would do, even while not expecting the same.....

 

[cfuhrer]

He is up and out by seven.
I'm up at eight to do a devotion, exercise and hopefully have some quiet time to read.
The baby wakes up so we do breakfast.
Then we take care of our garden and animals.
I do my hair and makeup for the day.
Then we do some play time and reading.
I take some time to handle the bills and other paperwork type things, make doctor appointments etc. Or we go into town and run errands; grocery, library, bank, hardware and the like.
We come home and do lunch.
Then the baby goes down for a nap.
While he's down I give thought to dinner, look for work, handle whatever paperwork, bills, phone calls still need handling. I also try and tackle a big project while the baby naps. Ie: today I have a fridge and freezer that need cleaned, moved and plugged in.
If I still have time I do more reading. FWIW- I don't read fiction or romance novels; they are either small business, leadership, child development, or other books with educational value.
When the baby wakes up we play and read some more then have a snack so he isn't ravenous when dad gets home.
Then dinner prep is in full swing.
Dad comes home and we do our evening chores and have dinner.
While dad does the baby's bath I clean up dinner, pack his lunch for the next day, and clean up after the baby's toys.
After the bath we both get the baby ready for bed and kiss him goodnight.
Once he is down for the night we might watch tv or I read while he's on the internet.
Then we both shower and head to bed where if he's ready, I'm willing.

Two or three days a week I rotate in tasks like laundry, yard work, cleaning out the fridge, baking, housekeeping, etc. on an as needed basis.

Oh- I also mix a mean cocktail and know how to trim and light a cigar.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

He is up and out by seven.
I'm up at eight to do a devotion, exercise and hopefully have some quiet time to read.
The baby wakes up so we do breakfast.
Then we take care of our garden and animals.
I do my hair and makeup for the day.
Then we do some play time and reading.
I take some time to handle the bills and other paperwork type things, make doctor appointments etc. Or we go into town and run errands; grocery, library, bank, hardware and the like.
We come home and do lunch.
Then the baby goes down for a nap.
While he's down I give thought to dinner, look for work, handle whatever paperwork, bills, phone calls still need handling. I also try and tackle a big project while the baby naps. Ie: today I have a fridge and freezer that need cleaned, moved and plugged in.
If I still have time I do more reading. FWIW- I don't read fiction or romance novels; they are either small business, leadership, child development, or other books with educational value.
When the baby wakes up we play and read some more then have a snack so he isn't ravenous when dad gets home.
Then dinner prep is in full swing.
Dad comes home and we do our evening chores and have dinner.
While dad does the baby's bath I clean up dinner, pack his lunch for the next day, and clean up after the baby's toys.
After the bath we both get the baby ready for bed and kiss him goodnight.
Once he is down for the night we might watch tv or I read while he's on the internet.
Then we both shower and head to bed where if he's ready, I'm willing.

Two or three days a week I rotate in tasks like laundry, yard work, cleaning out the fridge, baking, housekeeping, etc. on an as needed basis.

Oh- I also mix a mean cocktail and know how to trim and light a cigar.

 

[Minalick]

That's what my coral's and garden are for, I would be a great Mr.Mom...bringing in extra income like that while keeping the house squared away and running smoothly.

That sounds perfect.

 

[cfuhrer]

I had a great role model. My mom did all that while running the business end of my dads construction business, home schooling us kids, and running a horse breeding and training operation.

 

[CandiCame]

That's what my coral's and garden are for, I would be a great Mr.Mom...bringing in extra income like that while keeping the house squared away and running smoothly.

Speaking of- that pipe I said I was gonna pack. Do you have time for a um... bridge game in the garden?

How you doin'?

Generally I think women work harder than men. Moms work full time jobs then come home and take care of the house and kids. Husbands are getting better trained by their wives today.

Last week I was watching clips on youtube of the 1960's Newlywed game. It was interesting to note the dynamic between couples of that time period and couples of today. Women in the 60's seem more soft spoken and sweeter than women of today.

Meanwhile, I was just shrieked at by my grandmother for no real reason. I mean, I still don't know why. Something about me not sleeping? I honestly have no idea. She screams like that all the time and then gets in a giant fight with my grandpa because he points out how fucking stupid she's being. They were married in 64. Prime Newlywed game material.

All the elderly women I know are mean as fuck.

Also... I know a disproportionately high number of elderly women compared to elderly men. Women must live longer then men or something. It's weird... But they're all really mean. So they may have killed their partners, for all I know.

 

[Nerdy_Harold]

Meanwhile, I was just shrieked at by my grandmother for no real reason. I mean, I still don't know why. Something about me not sleeping? I honestly have no idea. She screams like that all the time and then gets in a giant fight with my grandpa because he points out how fucking stupid she's being. They were married in 64. Prime Newlywed game material.

All the elderly women I know are mean as fuck.

Also... I know a disproportionately high number of elderly women compared to elderly men. Women must live longer then men or something. It's weird... But they're all really mean. So they may have killed their partners, for all I know.

Mental illness is widespread in your family.

 

[CandiCame]

Mental illness is widespread in your family.

They aren't all in my family. A lot of them are just... around. And a few of them are friends of my grandparents.

 

[Nerdy_Harold]

They aren't all in my family. A lot of them are just... around. And a few of them are friends of my grandparents.

So it is a contagion. Glad we are in different states.