I am home convalescing after getting beat up

[Nerdy_Harold]

Last week I got the shit stomped out of me. I am Massage Therapist. I work out of the office of a Chiropractor and in a fitness club as well as home visits. I am a professional and this is not a sexual massage.

This big son of a bitch is a power lifting competitor. He is fucking huge. He weighs around 240 lbs to my 185 lbs. The big asshole overheard his girlfriend tell her friend over the phone that I gave her an orgasm while massaging her. I never touched this girl sexually and if she had an orgasm I certainly was not aware of it.

While at the fitness club he walked up and without warning knocked me to the ground. He began literally to do a Mexican hat dance, just stomping the ever lovin shit out of me. His trainer and other power lifters tackled him to the floor to protect me. I was treated and released from the hospital. Nothing broken but I feel like I was run over by a truck.

This idiot told the police he kicked my ass for molesting his girlfriend during a massage. She told the police that I was completely professional that her BF is very jealous and overreacting. After all was said and done it turns out she was just messing with her GF who wants a massage but is very self-conscious about disrobing.

Since he used no weapons or broke bones he was charged with simple assault. Pressure is being put on me by several sources to drop the charges, one being the Fitness Club. So far I have refused. Without intervention this guy could of seriously fucked me up. I also have a loss of income because I cannot give a massage with badly bruised ribs.

I have and appointment to talk to an attorney regarding the possibility of sueing him for loss of income and the pressure being put on me by the Fitness Club.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

This is like a Candy story but more probable. Sucks and hope you feel better. Why would the club pressure you to drop charges? Is he affiliated with them in any way other than being a member?

 

[QueenLevitra]

Last week I got the shit stomped out of me. I am Massage Therapist. I work out of the office of a Chiropractor and in a fitness club as well as home visits. I am a professional and this is not a sexual massage.

This big son of a bitch is a power lifting competitor. He is fucking huge. He weighs around 240 lbs to my 185 lbs. The big asshole overheard his girlfriend tell her friend over the phone that I gave her an orgasm while massaging her. I never touched this girl sexually and if she had an orgasm I certainly was not aware of it.

While at the fitness club he walked up and without warning knocked me to the ground. He began literally to do a Mexican hat dance, just stomping the ever lovin shit out of me. His trainer and other power lifters tackled him to the floor to protect me. I was treated and released from the hospital. Nothing broken but I feel like I was run over by a truck.

This idiot told the police he kicked my ass for molesting his girlfriend during a massage. She told the police that I was completely professional that her BF is very jealous and overreacting. After all was said and done it turns out she was just messing with her GF who wants a massage but is very self-conscious about disrobing.

Since he used no weapons or broke bones he was charged with simple assault. Pressure is being put on me by several sources to drop the charges, one being the Fitness Club. So far I have refused. Without intervention this guy could of seriously fucked me up. I also have a loss of income because I cannot give a massage with badly bruised ribs.

I have and appointment to talk to an attorney regarding the possibility of sueing him for loss of income and the pressure being put on me by the Fitness Club.

Get the girly and her cyborg to pay a large amount of cash, privately.

Go on with your life.

 

[warrior queen]

That sux. Bear with me while I relate a short story....

My father went to school with Arnie Shwarzenegger. Back then, Arnie was a weedy little thing, and many of the kids picked on him. His nickname was 'Wurzel' - roughly translated to ' the thing on the end of your finger after you pick your nose and roll it up'.
Arnie didn't want to be a Wurzel all his life, so he took up body-building.

Now, you work out of a fitness club. You're a massage therapist.... some would call that 'fair game'.
Did it never occur to you to avail yourself of the equipment around you?

Btw - I understand that at least one form of massage is now being called Doing the Travolta.

 

[girlsmiley]

If days were body parts...

Son of a bitch. Shit go, mate.

 

[TonyClifton]

Last week I got the shit stomped out of me. I am a massage therapist. I work out of the office of a Chiropractor and in a fitness club as well as home visits.

That will teach you a lesson.

Don't fuck with the Amish.

http://blog.mlive.com/grpress/2008/08/large_amish-forgive.jpg

 

[pink]

You poor thing...

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Fuck dropping charges. This ain't a "oh, my bad, brah, I kinda lost my head for a minute, but you okay, right?" moment from getting drunk in a bar. Hercules needs to be taught a lesson. Make him pay for your losses.

 

[Aquagal]

Your job should be supporting you on this.

 

[Nerdy_Harold]

This is like a Candy story but more probable. Sucks and hope you feel better. Why would the club pressure you to drop charges? Is he affiliated with them in any way other than being a member?

He is a ranked competitor and he is a nonpaying member because his presence is free advertising. Normally he is a decent guy but he is really possessive. Besides massage therapy I have an athletic trainer certification and have worked on this guy in the past. He is a total meathead.

I am not looking to get rich from this but I want my medical bills and loss of income paid for. Under the victims claims if he is convicted he has to pay restitution for medical bills. However loss of income is strictly civil.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

He is a ranked competitor and he is a nonpaying member because his presence is free advertising. Normally he is a decent guy but he is really possessive. Besides massage therapy I have an athletic trainer certification and have worked on this guy in the passed. He is a total meathead.

I am not looking to get rich from this but I want my medical bills and loss of income paid for. Under the victims claims if he is convicted he has to pay restitution for medical bills. However loss of income is strictly civil.

Then I would go both routes....then I would fuck his girlfriend.

 

[Sean]

Pipe bomb wired to the ignition in his car.

 

[phrodeau]

Keep your distance from John Travolta.

 

[girlsmiley]

Pipe bomb wired to the ignition in his car.

prawn heads in the vents.

 

[Sean]

prawn heads in the vents.

That's an old one. And for cars with hub caps, a couple of small stones in there. Drives people mad trying to work out where the noise is coming from.

 

[bg23]

That sux. Bear with me while I relate a short story....

My father went to school with Arnie Shwarzenegger. Back then, Arnie was a weedy little thing, and many of the kids picked on him. His nickname was 'Wurzel' - roughly translated to ' the thing on the end of your finger after you pick your nose and roll it up'.
Arnie didn't want to be a Wurzel all his life, so he took up body-building.

Now, you work out of a fitness club. You're a massage therapist.... some would call that 'fair game'.
Did it never occur to you to avail yourself of the equipment around you?

Btw - I understand that at least one form of massage is now being called Doing the Travolta.

are you fucking kidding me?

the fuck does being a massage therapist have to do with being "fair game"?

the fact that you would consider anybody's profession to somehow mean that they're deserving of being beaten up pretty much says it all about you.

what does using the work out equipment have to do with anything? if he'd worked out and still been beaten up, what would you have said? "too bad"? but because he didn't (or at least, YOU make the assumption that he didn't) then somehow it's his fault?

the sheer amount of stupid coming out of you is unbelievable.

 

[John Doe]

That's an old one. And for cars with hub caps, a couple of small stones in there. Drives people mad trying to work out where the noise is coming from.

What car doesn't have hub caps?

 

[girlsmiley]

That's an old one. And for cars with hub caps, a couple of small stones in there. Drives people mad trying to work out where the noise is coming from.

Ooh I like that. *nods*

 

[Nerdy_Harold]

Keep your distance from John Travolta.

That allegation sounds totally fabricated though it could be true. I cannot see a therapist meeting a client clandestinely on a street corner. Generally when a creeper initiates something sexual with a therapist he will do it verbally in a joking tone fishing to check to see if you are receptive. A professional cuts the client off fast verbally in a nice tone. If a client would actually initiate an improper touch a professional would stop immediately and leave reporting the incident. However it is Hollyweird so who can tell what stupidity can go on there.

I have had a few male clients make innuendo but I politely rebuked them and it was forgotten. This happened when I worked a season on a cruise ship.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

What car doesn't have hub caps?

nice ones?

 

[unregistered]

 

[girlsmiley]

What car doesn't have hub caps?

This is your mag wheel.

http://www.allfordmustangs.com/forums/attachments/2005-2010-mustang-talk/5780d1106449099-cragar-mags-05-cragar-rim.jpg

 

[Nerdy_Harold]

That sux. Bear with me while I relate a short story....

My father went to school with Arnie Shwarzenegger. Back then, Arnie was a weedy little thing, and many of the kids picked on him. His nickname was 'Wurzel' - roughly translated to ' the thing on the end of your finger after you pick your nose and roll it up'.
Arnie didn't want to be a Wurzel all his life, so he took up body-building.

Now, you work out of a fitness club. You're a massage therapist.... some would call that 'fair game'.
Did it never occur to you to avail yourself of the equipment around you?

Btw - I understand that at least one form of massage is now being called Doing the Travolta.

You are assuming I am some scrawny runt?

I am very physically fit. I run almost everyday and do yoga. Pound for pound I am in better shape then the meathead. I am as lean "mean" lovin machine. My arms and shoulders are muscular and ripped from hours of massage. I have a six pack from being thin and low body fat. However, I am not a fighter nor does this make me "fair game". As a certified athletic trainer (don't confuse with a jock strap) I am the dude who teaches others how to work out. I am hardly a wimp.

 

[QueenLevitra]

You are assuming I am some scrawny runt?

I am very physically fit. I run almost everyday and do yoga. Pound for pound I am in better shape then the meathead. I am as lean "mean" lovin machine. My arms and shoulders are muscular and ripped from hours of massage. I have a six pack from being thin and low body fat. However, I am not a fighter nor does this make me "fair game". As a certified athletic trainer (don't confuse with a jock strap) I am the dude who teaches others how to work out. I am hardly a wimp.

Dude, with all undue respect, you are writing to plastic photo shopped ass up there.

 

[Sean]

What car doesn't have hub caps?

I haven't owned a car with hubcaps in years. Just about everything has alloys these days.