Shoot the shit ~ Last person to post here wins a cookie

[Perplexia]

We're making cookies. Just cookies. *Blushes*

And I appear to have lost my helper.

giggles

 

[Noon_Shadow]

Wait, cookies? Looks around, then sniffs the air.

 

[Mephistophelily]

Wait, cookies? Looks around, then sniffs the air.

*Shoves her Keeblers in her mouth*

Vail ated dem all.

 

[chronicle_tenko]

I'm not baking anymore of them.

Damnit that's three batches where I don't get even a cookie.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

*points to the spot under the chair in the corner*

I had some in a box, under that chair...

but they are MINE...

*nods*

 

[Noon_Shadow]

*Shoves her Keeblers in her mouth*

Vail ated dem all.

Breaks out his "COOKIE DETECTIVE" HAT.

Hmmm.... He glances around, poking at the trail. He finds an empty container of Keebler's. Hmm, the wrapper has been disturbed recently...

Pokes at the remaining crumbs. Hey, these are still fresh?

Notes that Lily's mouth is quite full. A lightbulb threatens to go off in his brain.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm........

 

[chronicle_tenko]

*points to the spot under the chair in the corner*

I had some in a box, under that chair...

but they are MINE...

*nods*

I know. All yours.

And that is fine. But I was hoping for cuddles, or nudity, or so many things for baking the cookies. *Head in your lap*

Not even a cookie, let alone the rest.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

I know. All yours.

And that is fine. But I was hoping for cuddles, or nudity, or so many things for baking the cookies. *Head in your lap*

Not even a cookie, let alone the rest.

*tugs your hair*

I give you cuddles.

You earn nudity...

*offers you one of MY cookies*

here...cuz i want you to stay here, with your head in my lap.

 

[chronicle_tenko]

*tugs your hair*

I give you cuddles.

You earn nudity...

*offers you one of MY cookies*

here...cuz i want you to stay here, with your head in my lap.

Cuddles have been lacking. But I stay without cookies, or tugs. I like it in your lap. *Scratches your thighs sweet*

 

[Mephistophelily]

Breaks out his "COOKIE DETECTIVE" HAT.

Hmmm.... He glances around, poking at the trail. He finds an empty container of Keebler's. Hmm, the wrapper has been disturbed recently...

Pokes at the remaining crumbs. Hey, these are still fresh?

Notes that Lily's mouth is quite full. A lightbulb threatens to go off in his brain.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm........

Dish ish mah shafe shpot.
Foh mine.
Hidin from dah Vail.

 

[zydrate]

Dish ish mah shafe shpot.
Foh mine.
Hidin from dah Vail.

You watch your mouth, young lady!!!

 

[Noon_Shadow]

Dish ish mah shafe shpot.
Foh mine.
Hidin from dah Vail.

Eyes her suspiciously, staring down....then shrugs. Ah, okay. I guess that's perfectly reasonable.

Begins looking for another trail of crumbs to follow.

 

[Annisthyrienne]

*Elf stealth mode engaged. Cloaking device.....well, hooded cloak in place. No one knows more about cookies than an elf who lives in a tree. I sneak, sneak, sneeeeaaaakk in to snatch a cookie......just one......maybe an Oreo, or a Fudge Stripe Graham......but nothing with coconut in it! Yuck!*

 

[Noon_Shadow]

*Elf stealth mode engaged. Cloaking device.....well, hooded cloak in place. No one knows more about cookies than an elf who lives in a tree. I sneak, sneak, sneeeeaaaakk in to snatch a cookie......just one......maybe an Oreo, or a Fudge Stripe Graham......but nothing with coconut in it! Yuck!*

Waits...waits...waits...and then the elf has fallen exactly into his trap. He pounced on her quickly, and then pulled down her pants, running off with his cookie!

Hehe, got you. Grins as he peeks at her ass.

 

[Annisthyrienne]

Waits...waits...waits...and then the elf has fallen exactly into his trap. He pounced on her quickly, and then pulled down her pants, running off with his cookie!

Hehe, got you. Grins as he peeks at her ass.

Hey!!!! That's my cookie! And my.....never mind. *Pulls panties back up.*

 

[Locastor]

*Elf stealth mode engaged. Cloaking device.....well, hooded cloak in place. No one knows more about cookies than an elf who lives in a tree. I sneak, sneak, sneeeeaaaakk in to snatch a cookie......just one......maybe an Oreo, or a Fudge Stripe Graham......but nothing with coconut in it! Yuck!*

Pardon me Miss, but I think we can do much better for you than that weeks-on-the-shelf storebought prebaked junk.

Now, that's not to say that the concept is bad. Chocolate->Cream->Chocolate is a wonderful bite texture, and has great mouth feel.

Let's just freshen it up with some Gnome-made:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/200/503341845_194d2250d1.jpg

http://smittenkitchen.com/2007/05/my-kingdom-for-a-glass-of-milk/

 

[chronicle_tenko]

*Elf stealth mode engaged. Cloaking device.....well, hooded cloak in place. No one knows more about cookies than an elf who lives in a tree. I sneak, sneak, sneeeeaaaakk in to snatch a cookie......just one......maybe an Oreo, or a Fudge Stripe Graham......but nothing with coconut in it! Yuck!*

Waits...waits...waits...and then the elf has fallen exactly into his trap. He pounced on her quickly, and then pulled down her pants, running off with his cookie!

Hehe, got you. Grins as he peeks at her ass.

Hands the poor elf a cookie.

*Stares at her cookie.*

 

[chronicle_tenko]

Hey!!!! That's my cookie! And my.....never mind. *Pulls panties back up.*

Awww. MY cookie.

 

[Mephistophelily]

I need something to drown out this storm.
I hate storms!

 

[Annisthyrienne]

Pardon me Miss, but I think we can do much better for you than that weeks-on-the-shelf storebought prebaked junk.

Now, that's not to say that the concept is bad. Chocolate->Cream->Chocolate is a wonderful bite texture, and has great mouth feel.

Let's just freshen it up with some Gnome-made:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/200/503341845_194d2250d1.jpg

http://smittenkitchen.com/2007/05/my-kingdom-for-a-glass-of-milk/

Oh, those do look good! I knew there was something I liked about the little folk.

 

[Annisthyrienne]

Hands the poor elf a cookie.

*Stares at her cookie.*

Awww. MY cookie.

You get to see enough of that cookie.

 

[Locastor]

Oh, those do look good! I knew there was something I liked about the little folk.

I ask that you not judge all of our physical dimensions by our heights alone, Miss. There are 2 more, after all.

 

[chronicle_tenko]

You get to see enough of that cookie.

Hardly.

been a while since I got to taste it either.

 

[Annisthyrienne]

I ask that you not judge all of our physical dimensions by our heights alone, Miss. There are 2 more, after all.

Oh of that I'm well aware. Let me see, that would be width and depth I believe?

 

[Annisthyrienne]

Hardly.

been a while since I got to taste it either.

Oohh, my! A fan of cookies and cream?