The ad for the University of Pheonix

[JohnnySavage]

It annoys me.

And yes, I'm a University snob. A doctorate from an on-line, for-profit scam school doesn't count.

So quit putting the ugly woman on my tv.

 

[lovetoread]

My company is offering partially paid tuition if I go there.

 

[JohnnySavage]

My company is offering partially paid tuition if I go there.

I'm a non-apologetic traditionalist. If there aren't drunk co-eds and toga parties, it's a trade school. Trade schools are good... but they aren't universities and they don't pretend to offer doctorates.

 

[Disgustipated]

Johnny has degrees in Liberal Arts and Poli-Sci.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Johnny has degrees in Liberal Arts and Poli-Sci.

From www.UniversityoftheIsleofMan.com

 

[CHNOPS]

From www.UniversityoftheIsleofMan.com

I went to www.UniversityoftheIsleofLucy.com!!

 

[JohnnySavage]

I went to www.UniversityoftheIsleofLucy.com!!

I think we skyped during one of the on-line frat parties.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Johnny has degrees in Liberal Arts and Poli-Sci.

No. His diplomas are in Self Actualization Science and Leisure Arts.

 

[Loring2]

Degrees & Colleges

I used to be a snob about college degrees too but I've learned otherwise. Both of my degrees are from Tulane Univ. and I thought that if you hadn't gone to a real bricks and mortar school that you didn't have an education. I've found out otherwise as I started hiring people.

The people who attended places like DeVry Univ. and a few others like it, actually get better educations and had better work ethics and there are a couple of damn good reasons .

First, regular Univ. students are generally serious about nothing for the first 2 years and promply set about to waste them on booze and pussy or cock or dope.

Second, Professors (read instructors) are teaching the same lesson plan year after year. This is insane, stupid and lazy; That's probably in reverse order.

Third, many if not most students feel entitled to a College Education and treat it as the great social advancment technique of our age Bull...t

BUY THEM BOOKS AND WATCH THEM EAT THE COVERS.

 

[pointless]

i find the one with shannon doherty more disturbing.

also, kinda sad. especially if the little fineprint blurb isn't a lie.

also, i never went to college. you can fucking blow me.

 

[bronzeage]

I went to www.UniversityoftheIsleofLucy.com!!

I went to the University of Pen Island. www.penisland.edu

 

[sweepthefloor]

you can fucking blow me.

I will ace that class.

 

[pointless]

only if you remember that it isn't made of fine crystal.

 

[sweepthefloor]

only if you remember that it isn't made of fine crystal.

It's not going up my nose hole.

 

[pointless]

i would hope not.

 

[KRCummings]

I don't have a problem with online courses for certain subjects or to get some filler credit but entire degrees online are bullshit.

 

[Saint Peter]

The work associated with a real degree would make most of you curl up and whimper.

 

[sweepthefloor]

State Penitentiary with honors?

 

[Saint Peter]

I did my time.

 

[pointless]

also, you misspelled phoenix and no one noticed. that's fucked up.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Summa Cum Laude

 

[pointless]

and farts.

 

[Peregrinator]

Johnny has degrees in Liberal Arts and Poli-Sci.

If he'd gone to a real university, he'd have spelled "phoenix" correctly.

 

[Peregrinator]

i never went to college.

I am genuinely startled to read this. You're one of the smartest posters here, seriously. You would probably really enjoy college. Can you take some classes somewhere? You'd love it.

 

[Peregrinator]

also, you misspelled phoenix and no one noticed. that's fucked up.

...oh.