Hot damn! A "Plot" bunny.

So that's why so many porn films are poorly scripted?

Fuck me! Fuck me hard! = coded message follows in Al-Queda sign language. Just watch her fingers to decipher the message.

Her fingers! Not her bouncing tits!

Honestly, you can't get committed operatives now. They just want to watch porn, not get the message...
 
Are you kidding? Some of the greatest erotica in history was originally written in Arabic.

Before the fundamentalist movement in the fifties, it was a pretty happening place. While in europe everyone was mucking around in the dirt and trying to pray to cure their plague sores, the holy land had invented algebra and figured out contagion. It was a great center of learning back then, and what did Europe do? Crusade it's ass.
 
And get its butt kicked right back to Constantinople. The Crusades only succeeded in giving the European nobility a taste of the delights of the East which they squandered their fortunes on for the next couple of hundred years. Finally it drove them to find new routes to the Spice Islands and began the Age of Exploration.
 
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