How not to ask for a bj.

[warrior queen]

Him: c'mere baby
Me: watcha want, sexy
Him: come'n suck on this
Me: what, now?
Him: hell yeah, now!
Me: hon, you've been under the car all day with grease and oil and sweat... at least go wash first.
Him: what, my sweats not good enough for you now?
Me: it's not the sweat, it's the oil and stuff.
Him: is this the beginning of the end?
Me: only if you don't wash.

 

[bg23]

throwing up a little in my mouth.

esp. at the bad dialogue.

 

[warrior queen]

throwing up a little in my mouth.

esp. at the bad dialogue.

Heh - he doesn't usually speak like that. He was trying to be sexy.... didn't work.
Usually, the man is extremely well-spoken. His pronunciation is perfect.
Which is what you'd expect from a ships master who is also an accomplished ballroom dancer.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

I never ask.

 

[warrior queen]

I never ask.

It was a line from a porn movie we watched last night - but he didn't get the response he wanted.

 

[Lady Reiha]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1uugmGG531qjhyjdo1_500.gif

 

[lovetoread]

Sweat is not an aphrodisiac.

 

[warrior queen]

Sweat is not an aphrodisiac.

Lol - neither is oil, grease or dust.

 

[miles]

"Are ya' wet yet?"

 

[CandiCame]

*shudders*

 

[RoryN]

I've never had to ask for one.

That's pretty cool, now that I think about it.

 

[busybody..]

I've never had to ask for one.

That's pretty cool, now that I think about it.

cause sheep wont understand what you mean anyway

 

[ChristopherMaxwell]

And to think that Ben and Jerry's made a flavour called "Schweddy Balls".

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

Sweat is not an aphrodisiac.

depends...I love my girl all hot and sweaty from time to time, won't be munching her ass or anything but catching her after her morning run with her hair all stuck to her face ...hawt.

 

[KRCummings]

And to think that Ben and Jerry's made a flavour called "Schweddy Balls".

And it was pretty good.

 

[lovetoread]

depends...I love my girl all hot and sweaty from time to time, won't be munching her ass or anything but catching her after her morning run with her hair all stuck to her face ...hawt.

That's different, but oral sex while sweaty is not fun.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

So when do we get to "How to ask for a BJ ... ?"

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

That's different, but oral sex while sweaty is not fun.

OH yea...even as hot as I find her at that point the whole oral bit really isn't at the forefront of my mind as much as a dirty rutting over/on the kitchen table before we hit the shower. After the shower? not a problem....most enthusiastic oral ever...

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

So when do we get to "How to ask for a BJ ... ?"

If you haven't figured that one out yet....the answer is no.

 

[warrior queen]

OH yea...even as hot as I find her at that point the whole oral bit really isn't at the forefront of my mind as much as a dirty rutting over/on the kitchen table before we hit the shower. After the shower? not a problem....most enthusiastic oral ever...

See now, THAT I could handle (so long as it's just sweat, and not all the other stuff).

 

[neci]

i have begged.

 

[warrior queen]

i have begged.

Yeah. Usually it's me asking him if I can suck.

 

[neci]

Yeah. Usually it's me asking him if I can suck.

sweaty, dirty, greasy cock



it just wanted to be bathed.

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

i have begged.

Yeah. Usually it's me asking him if I can suck.

I fucking love that....and I don't know a guy that doesn't. And just because it is so awesome you ladies totally get a gold star....

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2010/06/Internet-Gold-Star.jpg

 

[warrior queen]

sweaty, dirty, greasy cock



it just wanted to be bathed.

Bathed, and lovingly slathered with spit are two completely different things