And now a word from the American Dairy Council . . .

[voluptuary_manque]

"Mice That Eat Yogurt Have Larger Testicles:
Probiotics may endow rodents with a 'mouse swagger'"


Article here

 

[3113]

Um...what does it do to lady parts?

 

[Kurokami]

Oh, they get bigger too, but that's not really accentuating the positive, now is it?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Depends on which parts, I guess . . .

 

[Handley_Page]

Perhaps they get the "luxuriant hair growth". . . . . .

 

[Safe_Bet]

So what's your point? That Wisconsin mice all have big balls???

 

[Handley_Page]

So what's your point? That Wisconsin mice all have big balls???

No - they come from Oldham.
[See 'Danger Mouse' ]

 

[PayDay]

Now all they have to do is infuse the probiotic microbes from yogurt into beer, and all will be right with the world.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Oh now, there's an idea! I mean, I like yogurt and all but probiotic beer . . . ?

 

[PayDay]

Oh now, there's an idea! I mean, I like yogurt and all but probiotic beer . . . ?

It would make for a killer defense for an alcoholic at their own intervention:

"But I was just trying to make my balls bigger..."