I did 111 mph ‘to go have sex,’ man tells cops

[koalabear]

Chihuahua busted!

File this under "Excuses Traffic Cops Don't Hear Every Day."

A Chicago-area man who allegedly was clocked driving 111 mph through a 45 mph forest preserve told a patrol officer he was in a hurry to “try to go have sex with a girl he liked.”

Zachary P. Ramirez, 21, of Naperville, which lies about 20 miles west of downtown Chicago, was caught speeding through Springbrook Prairie Forest Preserve last Saturday, according to the Chicago Sun-Times.

Police Sgt. Gregg Bell told the paper an officer saw Ramirez's 1994 Honda Prelude run a red light, then run a stop sign. Another officer pulled him over and asked him why he was traveling so fast.

For sex, he said.

http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2...id-111-mph-to-go-have-sex-man-tells-cops?lite

 

[Wings]

Well seems legit.

 

[RoryN]

Chihuahua busted!

There's no chihuahua mentioned in the story.

Zachary P. Ramirez

Oh - I see.

So, you've finally come to terms with being a racist shithead in general - not just when it comes to black people? Glad I could help.

 

[unregistered]

 

[koalabear]

I see the tub thumper checked in, he must have conjured up some racism.

They must be fumigating his trailer.

 

[RoryN]

I see the tub thumper checked in, he must have conjured up some racism.

It was overt. And, like all overt racism on the GB, you're the first to defend it.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

So, the important question remains, 'Did the driver have sex with the girl he was speeding to fuck?"

 

[Cratchit]

So, the important question remains, 'Did the driver have sex with the girl he was speeding to fuck?"

well, even if she didnt, after hearing about that, it had to stroke her ego....pun intended

 

[JohnnySavage]

A 94 Honda can go 111 mph?

 

[Cratchit]

A 94 Honda can go 111 mph?

hhhmm, i have my doubts or if it is, the whole damn steering wheel is shaking bad

 

[Silverlily]

A 94 Honda can go 111 mph?

That's my question. That and a Honda driver gets sex?