Isolated Blurts - The HT Cafe Way

[YankeeGirl74]

It never occurred to me that a knitting pattern site would have a section labeled "adult."

Maybe that's why my grandmother and great aunt were always having WAY too much fun knitting??

And now I need some bleach to wash out that thought in my head...

 

[bobsgirl]

Cock cozy? Dick doily? i'm intrigued.

Yes! A ball sack, and we ain't talkin' sports equipment here...

 

[bobsgirl]

Maybe that's why my grandmother and great aunt were always having WAY too much fun knitting??

And now I need some bleach to wash out that thought in my head...

LOL We knitters can be a rowdy bunch. It's not your grandma's knitting anymore...

 

[Quoll]

Yes! A ball sack, and we ain't talkin' sports equipment here...

I believe the correct term is TESTICLE COZY.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WRmfbEIfwjs/SVVVyQgMN4I/AAAAAAAAAB4/Fd7XSQdVfOE/s400/ballcozy.jpg​

 

[Saucyminx]

I believe the correct term is TESTICLE COZY.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WRmfbEIfwjs/SVVVyQgMN4I/AAAAAAAAAB4/Fd7XSQdVfOE/s400/ballcozy.jpg​

So, to put the BDSM spin on that, you would knit it out of super scratchy wool right?

 

[bobsgirl]

So, to put the BDSM spin on that, you would knit it out of super scratchy wool right?

Steel wool, two sizes too small, and instead of a drawstring, a rubberband.

Good clean dirty fun in the dungeon.

 

[WynneWynneLife]

UGHHHH!!What a day.

3rd kidney stone in 3 years. Was at the hospital all day. Thank God I am now home and painfree. Sorry nothing sexual or hot to say today.

 

[Quoll]

So, to put the BDSM spin on that, you would knit it out of super scratchy wool right?

Steel wool, two sizes too small, and instead of a drawstring, a rubberband.

Good clean dirty fun in the dungeon.

Clearly I am out of my league here.

 

[bobsgirl]

3rd kidney stone in 3 years. Was at the hospital all day. Thank God I am now home and painfree. Sorry nothing sexual or hot to say today.

My sympathies. I know how awful that pain is... So glad you're feeling better.

 

[bobsgirl]

Clearly I am out of my league here.

See, I told you. Mean.

My inner dominatrix is beating down the door.

 

[Saucyminx]

See, I told you. Mean.

My inner dominatrix is beating down the door.

You are my hero.

 

[unregistered]

 

[mynameisben]

Scapel, laser - same difference. Tissue in that area is getting cut. I'm convinced it's just another form of snake oil used to con women into believing their bodies aren't good enough. FFS, most of the time the woman's partner is the one who gets the benies, while she gets the pain and the potential nerve damage.

I think you missed the point of my previous post. I meant to imply that, maybe, the vaginal rejuvenation was offered only to men and that it did not involve surgery of any kind.

I must have left out a comma or something.

 

[bailadora]

I think you missed the point of my previous post. I meant to imply that, maybe, the vaginal rejuvenation was offered only to men and that it did not involve surgery of any kind.

I must have left out a comma or something.

Clearly, I didn't understand you at all. Since men don't have vaginas, how could this "service" be offered to them to begin with?

I tend to be quite literal in my thinking, so if your reply is tongue in cheek or a jest of some sort, I'm just not following.

 

[YankeeGirl74]

I believe the correct term is TESTICLE COZY.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WRmfbEIfwjs/SVVVyQgMN4I/AAAAAAAAAB4/Fd7XSQdVfOE/s400/ballcozy.jpg​

Cackling just thinking of some guy opening that up under the Christmas tree or something... "Oh honey I made you a cozy for your balls!"

 

[YankeeGirl74]

Nice to have someone who makes you smile

 

[Eilan]

In less than 24 hours, I'll be finished with work until June 4.

 

[YankeeGirl74]

Happy Dance for Eilan!!!!

 

[Maxell46]

Drained ,happy and content...
she strokes like an artist ...my body and mind her canvas as she paints a perfect erotic picture.
You are quite a woman and very special!

 

[Saucyminx]

I'm drunk on a Wed night. I think work may be stressing me out more than I realize.

 

[Eilan]

The semester is over! Can I get a "Hell, yeah!"?? Let the grade-grubbing begin!

My husband is so awesome. He bought adult beverages this afternoon knowing that I'd be ready for them when I got home.

 

[YankeeGirl74]

The semester is over! Can I get a "Hell, yeah!"?? Let the grade-grubbing begin!

My husband is so awesome. He bought adult beverages this afternoon knowing that I'd be ready for them when I got home.

Woot-woot!!! Cheers!!

 

[Quoll]

The semester is over! Can I get a "Hell, yeah!"?? Let the grade-grubbing begin!

My husband is so awesome. He bought adult beverages this afternoon knowing that I'd be ready for them when I got home.

I'm drunk on a Wed night. I think work may be stressing me out more than I realize.

Hmmm, call me suspicious...

 

[Down_UnderKid]

new toys arrived today! why am i at work....

if only the dvds arrived at the same time...

 

[YankeeGirl74]

Another one gone from my musical youth.... RIP Adam "MCA" Yauch. Still know every word to every song on "License To Ill". Cancer sucks.