How many of you are lying about your doctoral degree ?

Very_Bad_Man

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So many of you are authorities on constitutional law and economics I was wondering just how many of you are phonies and you only have a degree in Google.


http://news.yahoo.com/university-pennsylvania-dean-faked-phd-173731687--abc-news-topstories.html


The University of Pennsylvania is keeping mum on the resignation of a dean of its graduate school, who duped the Ivy League school into believing he had a doctoral degree from Columbia University.
A report this week by the Philadelphia Inquirer raised questions about the pedigree of Doug Lynch, vice dean of the graduate school of education, who claimed to have received a master's degree and a doctorate from Columbia University in 2005 and 2007, respectively.
Neither of those claims is true, according to Columbia officials. Lynch did received a master's degree in 2010, and has entered -- but not yet completed -- the doctoral program.
But UPenn, having found out about the bogus claims earlier this year, decided to keep Lynch in a leadership role, school officials told the Inquirer. Lynch was kept on as an administrator after "appropriate sanctions" were enacted, according to the report.
"He mistakenly believed that it was complete," University of Pennsylvania graduate school spokeswoman Kat Stein told the newspaper, referring to his doctoral degree.
This week, however, after the report appeared in the Inquirer, officials immediately placed Lynch on leave "pending the outcome of an ongoing investigation."
Lynch then resigned.
Various UPenn university officials who spoke to the Philadelphia Inquirer about the situation refused to speak to ABC News today, including Stein, university president Amy Gutmann, and dean of the graduate school Andrew Porter. All three officials directed calls to the media relations department, which said in a statement that "the university now considers this matter closed."
Prior to working at the University of Pennsylvania, Lynch worked at New York University and the College Board, according to his biography on the University of Pennsylvania's website.
In a short biography written for a University of Pennsylvania event where he spoke, Lynch is described as being an economist by training, who also completed doctoral work in education evaluation (ASU), Political Theory (New School) and an MBA (NYU). The biography states that Lynch helped start one of the country's first charter schools, helped the company WorldCom "out of sanctions with the SEC," and worked with the FDNY after 9/11.
Officials at Columbia University would not comment on the process for receiving a doctorate, nor would they explain how the mistake could have been made.
Reached at home by phone today, Lynch declined to comment.
 
I know you're saying it to be a smartass due to the story but does anyone here claim to have a doctorate?
ETA: I can think of one or two that claim to be doctors but that's it. No Ph.D.s that I know of.
 
I'm just a hippie chick smack out of the sixties...but I could totally do brain surgery....

and I'd be good at it. seriously.
 
I so want to fuck him now.

I want to fuck the blonde nurse, but no surprises there. ;) Why were so few of my nurses that hot? The one that was that sexy did something very un-sexy to me when I was 18. She gave me a blood gas. :(
 
I think you could delete the last four words of the thread title...
 
Everyone has a doctoral degree these days. Diploma mills are epidemic.
 
So many of you are authorities on constitutional law

My undergraduate major was Political Science with emphasis in Con Law. My senior thesis was on Justice Rehnquist's judicial philosophy.

I did a year of graduate school, but that was in transportion studies. Dropped out cause I was totally and completely sick of school after 18 years.
 
My undergraduate major was Political Science with emphasis in Con Law. My senior thesis was on Justice Rehnquist's judicial philosophy.

Very nice, Mr. ruse...

...no doubt the envious threadstarter's natural response would be something he considers as more up to his "intelligent" level, like: Yeah, but you're an idiot!
 
Did a sceptre come with that outfit, if so, it's quite regal, in fact, you'd probably pass for a doctor of the time.

Henry VIII was well educated for his day. The Pope awarded him the heredity title 'Defender of the Faith' for a book he wrote defending the Roman Catholic faith against its critics. That was ironic given his subsequent split from Rome. It is a title still borne by his successors. UK coins still show Fid.Def. (Fidei Defensor), usually abbreviated to F.D.

His younger daughter, Elizabeth 1, was even better educated. She was frequently irritated by the poor Latin and Greek of the clergy.
 
I have denied having an advanced degree, but everyone knows I am lying.
 
I am a gynecologist and will offer my services free to any none male member of lit who needs a quick, discreet, no questions asked examination. I will do this to prove my ability.
 
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