I'm avoiding ruts

[Ishmael]

I hope.

Ishmael

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

I hope.

Ishmael

You mean bad routines or really animalistic sex?

 

[Saint Peter]

Good luck with that.

 

[Ishmael]

Good luck with that.

No shit. It's the spring run off.

Ishmael

 

[Ishmael]

You mean bad routines or really animalistic sex?

Yes.

Ishmael

 

[Bidin~Time]

We have those here.

 

[Ishmael]

We have those here.

Gonna brag about how deep now?

Ishmael

 

[Bidin~Time]

Do I look Texan to you?

 

[Ishmael]

Do I look Texan to you?

Point taken, it's going to be about width. Fine.

Ishmael

 

[Bidin~Time]

Once you widen a rut enough, it becomes just another road.

 

[Ishmael]

Once you widen a rut enough, it becomes just another road.

Back to depth again. Make up your mind dammit. I'm deluged with products to make me wider, or deeper. None of them seem to advertise both. *sigh*

Do you want your breasts heavier, or 'pointier' (what ever the hell that means)? I get those adds too, I was thinking of forwarding them to someone that cares.

Ishmael

 

[Bidin~Time]

Back to depth again. Make up your mind dammit. I'm deluged with products to make me wider, or deeper. None of them seem to advertise both. *sigh*

Do you want your breasts heavier, or 'pointier' (what ever the hell that means)? I get those adds too, I was thinking of forwarding them to someone that cares.

Ishmael

I am hormonally predisposed to NOT make up my mind.


Pointier? Like Madonna when she wore those funnels? I do not have the wallet for the couturier capable of making that kind 'pointier' work for me.

 

[Ishmael]

I am hormonally predisposed to NOT make up my mind.


Pointier? Like Madonna when she wore those funnels? I do not have the wallet for the couturier capable of making that kind 'pointier' work for me.

Good, I can't afford to buy that many glasses.

Ishmael

 

[Bidin~Time]

Good, I can't afford to buy that many glasses.

Ishmael

You only need two.

 

[Ishmael]

You only need two.

A month?

Ishmael

 

[Bidin~Time]

A month?

Ishmael

One of us is confused.

 

[Ishmael]

One of us is confused.

Just trying to establish frequency over time.

Ishmael

 

[Bidin~Time]

You may need your own staff of optometrists for the pointier boobs thing.

 

[Ishmael]

You may need your own staff of optometrists for the pointier boobs thing.

Nah, less fascination with the pointer boob thing. It's like a diet.

Ishmael

 

[Bidin~Time]

It occurs to me it might be beneficial to know which direction the pointier boob people would have the pointier boobs pointing...

 

[Ishmael]

It occurs to me it might be beneficial to know which direction the pointier boob people would have the pointier boobs pointing...

As me dear departed mother told me, "Timing is 90% of life, the other 10% is position." So if it's possible for me to determine which way the pointy boobs are pointing.......Bend over.

Ishmael

 

[Bidin~Time]

As me dear departed mother told me, "Timing is 90% of life, the other 10% is position." So if it's possible for me to determine which way the pointy boobs are pointing.......Bend over.

Ishmael

But that's the same direction as when I'm standing up.

 

[Ishmael]

But that's the same direction as when I'm standing up.

We're never going to have a 'face to face' discussion.

Ishmael

 

[Bidin~Time]

We're never going to have a 'face to face' discussion.

Ishmael

Always talkin behind my back, just like a man!

 

[Ishmael]

Always talkin behind my back, just like a man!

But I'll pull your hair.

Ishmael