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CandiCame

CandiCame

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So, I was teaching kindergarten today, like I do, and I had the kids out on the playground. I noticed one of them was struggling on the monkeybars and went to get him down so he didn't get hurt. He was, apparantly, trying to impress this chick by climbing to the top and jumping off, but then he went all chicken-shit and screamed for the teacher. Anyway, the bars are like, jungle-gymy, not normal, strait-laced bars. And at one point, there's this pole that goes from the top, which is like... maybe 6 or 7 feet off the ground to the ground. So I try to navigate him over to it to get him to slide down, and he's like, "fuck that shit" so, long story short, I had to climb up and get him.

So then, the little girl climbs up, grabs the pole going, "Austin, look, it's not scary!" and she slides down, spinning like a stripper. At one point she seriously does it with no hands and whatnot. And this chick is 5 years old. And I'm like, "WTF, bitch?"

So I tell her, "You're really good at the jungle gym."

And she responds, "Yeah, I have a pole like this at home."

And I'm like, ":eek:"

Then I put the little boy down and walked to the other end of the playground.

I'm still like :eek:.
 
girlsmiley said:
So...you have a job now? That's great!
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No, I'm subbing, remember? It's not a real job, not a steady job.

Also, school is out next week. So there's that.

And... I didn't get the sales job... I was excited about it, but I failed. Not the typing test, I aced that shit. They just never called me back. I really thought I'd get it, to...
 
I am sorry, but you were not teaching school today, or any other day.

School teachers in the United States do not login to Literotica in the evening and talk about what happened during the day with their students.

Fuck Off Asshole!
 
What is weird about this board.

Response to this story on facebook: LOL
Response to this story on tumblr: LOL
Response to this story on here: LIAR!

Me: :confused:
 
TonyClifton said:
I am sorry, but you were not teaching school today, or any other day.

School teachers in the United States do not login to Literotica in the evening and talk about what happened during the day with their students.

Fuck Off Asshole!
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Get your own schtick, that's Nipple's gig.
 
Disgustipated said:
No, he's lying again.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=806977

He forgot the lie he told about being "Vince from Sales".
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Hi. Candi has a keyboard, and he knows how to use it.

I don't know what it's like where you're from, but here we let people speak for themselves. I, for one, would rather hear it straight from the source itself, or from the horses mouth, if you please. Also, I like him, even though we've had our differences in the past. I knew he was Vince before any of you motherfuckers.

:hair toss:

;)
 
Once-ler said:
No, I'm subbing, remember? It's not a real job, not a steady job.

Also, school is out next week. So there's that.

And... I didn't get the sales job... I was excited about it, but I failed. Not the typing test, I aced that shit. They just never called me back. I really thought I'd get it, to...
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Why the fuck do you do that? That "to", thing. You constantly do that. You obviously know how to spell, why the fuck do you never spell that correctly?
 
bg23 said:
Why the fuck do you do that? That "to", thing. You constantly do that. You obviously know how to spell, why the fuck do you never spell that correctly?
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Because I am morally opposed to them being 2 different words. I was gonna put "to" for the number there "to", but I didn't know if it would be funny or confusing.

Also, I don't know how to spell. That's a strait-up lie. I couldn't spell my own name until like... half-way through third grade. I hate motherfucking spelling. Spelling is a bag of dicks. The reason it appears as though I can spell is because I don't question my robot overlords. If the computer says it's wrong, I believe it and right-click. The only time I leave shit wrong is when I spell it so wrong that the computer doesn't even know what I was going for and then I put (sp?) next to it. I learned to do that as a child because I got so fucking tired of teachers telling me that I spelled shit wrong and I was like, "I know, bitch. Speak a language that makes sense, and I'll write it correctly. Do I fuck up math? No? Because it has a set of rules it follows? Let's do that with English. Fuck Spelling."

And they're like, "Well... could you put (sp?) next to it, then?"

Me: Compromize (sp) accepted.

Them: Goddamn it...
 
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girlsmiley said:
Hi. Candi has a keyboard, and he knows how to use it.

I don't know what it's like where you're from, but here we let people speak for themselves. I, for one, would rather hear it straight from the source itself, or from the horses mouth, if you please. Also, I like him, even though we've had our differences in the past. I knew he was Vince before any of you motherfuckers.

:hair toss:

;)
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Eh. Unfortunetly for him, I gave all my fucks to my family yesterday when they bitched me out for being a loser. I'm strait-up out.

http://i.imgur.com/UqAQN.gif

How the fuck do you spell "unfortunately?" it's one of those words that I spell with a consistently wrong spelling, because it's what it seems like it should be, but which is so wrong that the computer doesn't know what I was going for.
 
Once-ler said:
Reading comprehension. It's your friend.
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:rolleyes:

Once-ler said:
Because I am morally opposed to them being 2 different words. I was gonna put "to" for the number there "to", but I didn't know if it would be funny or confusing.

Also, I don't know how to spell. That's a strait-up lie. I couldn't spell my own name until like... half-way through third grade. I hate motherfucking spelling. Spelling is a bag of dicks. The reason it appears as though I can spell is because I don't question my robot overlords. If the computer says it's wrong, I believe it and right-click. The only time I leave shit wrong is when I spell it so wrong that the computer doesn't even know what I was going for and then I put (sp?) next to it. I learned to do that as a child because I got so fucking tired of teachers telling me that I spelled shit wrong and I was like, "I know, bitch. Speak a language that makes sense, and I'll write it correctly. Do I fuck up math? No? Because it has a set of rules it follows? Let's do that with English. Fuck Spelling."

And they're like, "Well... could you put (sp?) next to it, then?"

Me: Compromize (sp) accepted.

Them: Goddamn it...
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So you're a teacher that is opposed to spelling words correctly? :rolleyes:
 
Once-ler said:
Because I am morally opposed to them being 2 different words. I was gonna put "to" for the number there "to", but I didn't know if it would be funny or confusing.

Also, I don't know how to spell. That's a strait-up lie. I couldn't spell my own name until like... half-way through third grade. I hate motherfucking spelling. Spelling is a bag of dicks. The reason it appears as though I can spell is because I don't question my robot overlords. If the computer says it's wrong, I believe it and right-click. The only time I leave shit wrong is when I spell it so wrong that the computer doesn't even know what I was going for and then I put (sp?) next to it. I learned to do that as a child because I got so fucking tired of teachers telling me that I spelled shit wrong and I was like, "I know, bitch. Speak a language that makes sense, and I'll write it correctly. Do I fuck up math? No? Because it has a set of rules it follows? Let's do that with English. Fuck Spelling."

And they're like, "Well... could you put (sp?) next to it, then?"

Me: Compromize (sp) accepted.

Them: Goddamn it...
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English does have a set of rules.

It's shit like this that makes me believe you're being incredibly disingenuous. You do know how to spell - most of your posts are devoid of spelling errors.

Why are you opposed to them being two different words? THEY MEAN DIFFERENT THINGS.

Do you just type "to" regardless of if you mean "2", too, then? By your reasoning you really should.

You should also just get rid of your apostrophes and write "Its" regardless of what you mean.

In fact, why don't you just start writing "y" instead of "why" and "wut" instead of "what" and "your" regardless of whether you mean "your or you're".

Write "sea" instead of "see."

WHY NOT RIGHT?

When you start doing all that shit then your rationale for using "to" constantly makes sense.
 
Once-ler said:
Eh. Unfortunetly for him, I gave all my fucks to my family yesterday when they bitched me out for being a loser. I'm strait-up out.

http://i.imgur.com/UqAQN.gif

How the fuck do you spell "unfortunately?" it's one of those words that I spell with a consistently wrong spelling, because it's what it seems like it should be, but which is so wrong that the computer doesn't know what I was going for.
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Some people get unfortunitely and definately confuzzled.

You got it right the second time 'unfortunately'

And now I'm thinking about Lemony Snicket's - A series of unfortunate events

SUPREEZ!
 
Once-ler said:
So, I was teaching kindergarten today, like I do, and I had the kids out on the playground.
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Why are you supporting this pedophile with your supportive comments?

Don't you have any children in school and recognize this person as a pedophile?
 
Starting a thread on a porn board about an interaction with a child which suggests something - anything - sexual: always a bad call.

The context really doesn't matter. It's a better idea just to not do it.
 
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