Holy crap, people! Enough already!

[parodyluvr75]

Since my 420 luftballons thread I've been getting a huge amount of pms. While I like getting pms, none of them contained a naked parts attachment. The only sexual pm I got was from a guy who puts rubberbands on his balls to masturbate. I'm not mentioning names here but you know who you are, sicko!

The other pms I got were about the weather, grooming habits, tv shows and butter for some unknown reason. I'd turn off my pms but I keeping hoping for naked ones. So stop it. If you aren't going to send nude photos with your pms, I'm not reading them! That's all, thank you.

Ticked in Tulsa

 

[EllieTalbot]

Since my 420 luftballons thread I've been getting a huge amount of pms. While I like getting pms, none of them contained a naked parts attachment. The only sexual pm I got was from a guy who puts rubberbands on his balls to masturbate. I'm not mentioning names here but you know who you are, sicko!

The other pms I got were about the weather, grooming habits, tv shows and butter for some unknown reason. I'd turn off my pms but I keeping hoping for naked ones. So stop it. If you aren't going to send nude photos with your pms, I'm not reading them! That's all, thank you.

Ticked in Tulsa

I was going to insult you for a thread title that couldn't even remotely qualify as a parody (I mean, really - you can't come up with anything better?), but the rest was too funny.

"Tickled in Tulsa,"
Ellie

 

[parodyluvr75]

I went for straight, I'll do better next time on the title, Ellie