Why do people say "grow some balls"?

[piccicatopolka]

Balls are weak and sensitive. More like grow a vagina, now those things can take a pounding. But then balls do get to do some pounding too. Hmm...

 

[Disgustipated]

Betty White deserves the credit for that gem.

 

[piccicatopolka]

Very good.

How about ~

We stick together like the pages of a porn magazine.

 

[Wok]

Very good.

How about ~

We stick together like the pages of a porn magazine.

Ron Jeremy?

 

[bronzeage]

Balls are weak and sensitive. More like grow a vagina, now those things can take a pounding. But then balls do get to do some pounding too. Hmm...

Balls are weak and sensitive. Everyone knows that, but when a man has to stand up and go do what needs to be done, he has to bring his weak and sensitive balls with him.

That takes balls.

In the meantime, that tough vagina sits safe and secure, pretty much out of of reach of most hazards.

 

[CHNOPS]

Balls are weak and sensitive. Everyone knows that, but when a man has to stand up and go do what needs to be done, he has to bring his weak and sensitive balls with him.

That takes balls.

In the meantime, that tough vagina sits safe and secure, pretty much out of of reach of most hazards.

<--- Vagina-hazard.

 

[RoryN]

More like grow a vagina, now those things can take a pounding.

- Betty White

 

[bluntforcemama]

Why do people call someone perceived as weak a pansy? Pansies are hearty fuckers. If you want to insult someone, call them basil.

 

[CHNOPS]

Why do people call someone perceived as weak a pansy? Pansies are hearty fuckers. If you want to insult someone, call them basil.

All the Basils I've ever known have been pansies.

 

[bluntforcemama]

All the Basils I've ever known have been pansies.

Har har har. I'm sure they've all been 60+, too. And British.

 

[bronzeage]

Har har har. I'm sure they've all been 60+, too. And British.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/content/images/2007/09/07/fawlty_towers_396x222.jpg

 

[bluntforcemama]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/content/images/2007/09/07/fawlty_towers_396x222.jpg

AND funny. Bravo.

 

[piccicatopolka]

All the Basils I've ever known have been pansies.

My dog eats pansies.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Both pansies and basil are great in salads. Just don't toss 'em.

 

[pink]

Love to pound some balls.

 

[piccicatopolka]

Mmm... falafel balls.

 

[CandiCame]

I always thought it was the same thing as saying "turn 6". It means, "Man up, be an adult". It has nothing to do with gender, it's just kind of sexist. Your ovaries don't drop like your balls- so I don't know what chicks would say.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Why do people call someone perceived as weak a pansy? Pansies are hearty fuckers. If you want to insult someone, call them basil.

Spellings and meanings change over time. Quean once meant homosexual, so did bachelor. A spinster was a woman who planned to marry. Gender originally meant fornicate or copulate.

 

[CandiCame]

Spellings and meanings change over time. Quean once meant homosexual, so did bachelor. A spinster was a woman who planned to marry. Gender originally meant fornicate or copulate.

Wait- bachelor meant gay? I thought that a confirmed bachelor was gay- you had to be confirmed first. I don't know how they got the confirmation, though. I imagine it was a fun process.

 

[IndieSnob]

 

[misssmartypants]

Balls that grow and glow.

 

[Comshaw]

Love to pound some balls.

If you please stay away from me! They are weak and sensitive and I'll be damned if I want 'em pounded. Now If I'm using them to pound some cheeks .....Hmmmmmmmm


Comshaw

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

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