Older women
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renard_ruse
Break up Amazon
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Watch out, RoryN will accuse you of "racism."
I wonder what others think?
I wonder what others think?
bronzeage
I am a river to my people
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I'm a 23 yo M looking for a hot woman 35+ to chat with.
Careful there, sport. The 35+ women just want you to come you over to their house, take off your shirt and mow their yard.
They'll say anything.
misssmartypants
Experienced
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Damn it, why'd you have to tell him. Now who is going to mow my lawn. The shirt is optional.
LillyO
Literotica Guru
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Damn right!
Colonel Hogan
Madness
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By a show of hands, how many here believe the OP would immediately start backpedaling his unicycle if a 15-year-old girl came on here looking for a 65-year-old man?
misssmartypants
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*hands*
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I would hope a 15 y/o girl would get kicked off the site four seconds after she makes such a request.
bronzeage
I am a river to my people
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When said 15 year old girl found her 65 year old man, the conversation would probably start with, "Do you remember a girl named Carol Ann, you met her about 15 years ago?"
butters
High on a Hill
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I'm a 23 yo M looking for a hot woman 35+ to chat with.
i dunno - if you want hot, i suggest trying the menopausal ladies. the heat may come and go, but ...
anyway, i don't have anything against M's per se, but S's, J's and those quirky Q's make me moist.
whut?
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butters
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nah, don't be silly.. i meant upper case letters - S's, J's, and Q's... none of those littlu'ns y'understand. ewwwwwwwwwww
hobbit.
Gods rep on Earth.
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butters
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hobbit.
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no one poops in my mouth, sirrah. no. one.
glass coffee table...kitchen roll....
butters
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fuck.and. off. sweetie
hobbit.
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fuck.and. off. sweetie
what about a beech towel on the coffee table? filter out the solids AND absorb the liquids?
butters
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i shall e-ignore that comment and remind you i am far too warm-bodied for your current obsession with the fresh dead.what about a beech towel on the coffee table? filter out the solids AND absorb the liquids?
oh god, at least i hope they're fresh....
hobbit.
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i shall e-ignore that comment and remind you i am far too warm-bodied for your current obsession with the fresh dead.
oh god, at least i hope they're fresh....
Jeyes fluid is much more cost effective than Channel. Freshness is over rated.
butters
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ok. that's enough of that. *e-slaps you upside your head you smirkerererererer*
hobbit.
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now I am sad. I need to be comforted..... oh hang a'bart Zoflora, also made by Jeyes, is available floral bouquet scent... a dab behind the ears.....
