You motherfuckers have some explaining to do

[CandiCame]

So, the majority of people on here make fun of me, call me "kid" and "son" and shit like that- but I was reading this Cracked article about shit from the 'before time' so in, prior to the internet. And it had a bunch of pictures of different shit, and 2, in particular- I want to know how you guys let die. Both seem awesome. And I am very disappointed that I didn't get to experience them.

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/funny-childhood-nostalgia-photos-7.jpg?w=500http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/demotivational-posters-very-demotivational-seems-legit.gif?w=372

The second one... I'm just completely unfamiliar with the type of thing that I'm seeing. Is it just spray paint? What is that? Is it some kind of hair in a can? WHAT THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT!? Tell me what this is!

And McDonalds made motherfucking pizza? Why would they stop?

 

[phrodeau]

I can explain everything. You have become exposed to advertising.

 

[killalhippies]

try looking it up on the internet.

 

[CandiCame]

What keywords do you even enter to find whatever the hell that is in the second pic?

 

[butters]

So, the majority of people on here make fun of me, call me "kid" and "son" and shit like that- but I was reading this Cracked article about shit from the 'before time' so in, prior to the internet. And it had a bunch of pictures of different shit, and 2, in particular- I want to know how you guys let die. Both seem awesome. And I am very disappointed that I didn't get to experience them.

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/funny-childhood-nostalgia-photos-7.jpg?w=500http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/demotivational-posters-very-demotivational-seems-legit.gif?w=372

The second one... I'm just completely unfamiliar with the type of thing that I'm seeing. Is it just spray paint? What is that? Is it some kind of hair in a can? WHAT THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT!? Tell me what this is!

And McDonalds made motherfucking pizza? Why would they stop?

never saw the macD's pizza before, don't think it happened over in the UK, but that 'hair in a can' shit is still about - tiny little dark filaments (it comes in various shades) that cling to existing hairs, to the scalp, to eachother, giving the illusion (it claims) of a full head of hair. personally i don't see the point, except in cases of alopecia perhaps. for guys, they can rock the bald/cropped look without needing to resort to this stuff. so can loads of ladies, too!

 

[Aquagal]

It was this fibery spray stuff that looked awful on the infomercial. I never actually saw someone with it up close. All I can imagine happening if a guy started to sweat is the fibers dripping down his face.

 

[CandiCame]

never saw the macD's pizza before, don't think it happened over in the UK, but that 'hair in a can' shit is still about - tiny little dark filaments (it comes in various shades) that cling to existing hairs, to the scalp, to eachother, giving the illusion (it claims) of a full head of hair. personally i don't see the point, except in cases of alopecia perhaps. for guys, they can rock the bald/cropped look without needing to resort to this stuff. so can loads of ladies, too!

It looks like it'd give you a killer whip-it, but it's actual little hairs? That's crazyness!!

 

[butters]

It looks like it'd give you a killer whip-it, but it's actual little hairs? That's crazyness!!

http://www.onlyhairloss.com/glh/

http://www.maneuk.com/

 

[RoryN]

I remember a Saturday one week when we had pizza delivered from a local joint that made great pies. So, I had pizza that night and leftovers the next night.

On Monday, the local McDonald's rolled out McD's Pizza. Pizza three nights in a row seemed nuts, but my dad and I couldn't resist giving it a try `cause it seemed so novel that McDonald's would have pizza.

It tasted like a very decent frozen pizza, cooked just right. Given that it was McD's, I couldn't complain. I had about five of them before they stopped carrying it maybe a few weeks to two months later.

 

[CandiCame]

I remember a Saturday one week when we had pizza delivered from a local joint that made great pies. So, I had pizza that night and leftovers the next night.

On Monday, the local McDonald's rolled out McD's Pizza. Pizza three nights in a row seemed nuts, but my dad and I couldn't resist giving it a try `cause it seemed so novel that McDonald's would have pizza.

It tasted like a very decent frozen pizza, cooked just right. Given that it was McD's, I couldn't complain. I had about five of them before they stopped carrying it maybe a few weeks to two months later.

Pizza 3 days in a row seems crazy?

 

[RoryN]

Pizza 3 days in a row seems crazy?

Nights.

Three meals in a row is fine.

 

[CandiCame]

Nights.

Three meals in a row is fine.

I eat weird...

I fucking love to eat. I'm trying to talk myself out of eating right fucking now. God, that was so much easier to do when I smoked. I don't need food. I just want to taste it. I love tasting things... And chewing on things and whatnot... I made the best fucking pasta last night... And it's just sitting there... in the fridge... calling to me...

But yeah, I wish I could have tried McDonald's pizza. I fucking LOVE pizza. So much!!

 

[RoryN]

I eat weird...

I fucking love to eat. I'm trying to talk myself out of eating right fucking now. God, that was so much easier to do when I smoked. I don't need food. I just want to taste it. I love tasting things... And chewing on things and whatnot... I made the best fucking pasta last night... And it's just sitting there... in the fridge... calling to me...

But yeah, I wish I could have tried McDonald's pizza. I fucking LOVE pizza. So much!!

I remember that the feedback on their pizza was mostly positive at the time. Our local news did a spot on it.

 

[fgarvb1]

Are you from the fucking Playground?

Because with 4,971 post, I don't fucking know who you are!

 

[semen4her]

Mcdonalds pizaa was perfect stoner food.

Strange it diidnt catch on.

 

[lovetoread]

I never knew McDonald's had pizza. Wish it was an option now.

 

[doctor_insanus]

I grew up in a town where the nearest pizza place was 40 minutes away. At the time, McDonald's pizza was probably the greatest thing since indoor plumbing. Looking back, it was... decent pizza. I'm not sure why it didn't catch on.

Hair in a can was just fucking weird. Bald guys will try anything, I guess.

 

[KRCummings]

Most places never got the chance to try the McD's pizza. From what I heard at the time it never made it past the test market phase. I understand someone not knowing about that. I can't understand someone not knowing of the spray hair. That's been a joke for at least a couple decades now.

 

[December]

I don't remember McDonalds pizza, but I do remember McDonalds animal crackers and tiny cookies. They came in a little box.

I also remember my mom and I being hooked on french toast sticks from Burger King. We did a lot of traveling one summer. We'd drive all night and then hit up a Burger King in the wee hours of the morning. We'd eat while we were there, and then take another few orders with us back to whatever hotel or motel we were checking in to that night. French toast sticks were fucking awesome. You dipped them into little single serving, portable containers.

 

[CandiCame]

Are you from the fucking Playground?

Because with 4,971 post, I don't fucking know who you are!

It's me, Candi.

I just got to swag for that name, apparently.

I'm sad to have missed McDonald's pizza.

 

[Image]

I remember that the feedback on their pizza was mostly positive at the time. Our local news did a spot on it.

Mcdonalds pizaa was perfect stoner food.

Strange it diidnt catch on.

I never knew McDonald's had pizza. Wish it was an option now.

I haven't been inside of a McDonalds for 25 years. No doubt I missed it.

McDonalds doesn't do pizza any more than Little Caesers should do milkshakes, or Dairy Queen is supposed to do burgers. Would you go to a Starbucks to order an extra crispy 3 piece dinner? That's why it didn't take off. Americans love their fat food to stay in it's place. They aren't as easily confused that way...

 

[KRCummings]

I don't remember McDonalds pizza, but I do remember McDonalds animal crackers and tiny cookies. They came in a little box.

I also remember my mom and I being hooked on french toast sticks from Burger King. We did a lot of traveling one summer. We'd drive all night and then hit up a Burger King in the wee hours of the morning. We'd eat while we were there, and then take another few orders with us back to whatever hotel or motel we were checking in to that night. French toast sticks were fucking awesome. You dipped them into little single serving, portable containers.

The BK french toast sticks were pretty good.

 

[fgarvb1]

It's me, Candi.

I just got to swag for that name, apparently.

I'm sad to have missed McDonald's pizza.

Ah, So!

Hi.

All those drugs when I was younger ya know...

 

[canadianpenny]

Redacted

 

[Nerdy_Harold]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2T6YjiBbxk

the pizza commercial.