Need An Editor? SR71 Is The Man!

[AsylumSeeker]

He's the only editor Lit has!

 

[cocput]

tell me that you are sarcastic.

 

[PennLady]

AS is being sarcastic.

 

[sr71plt]

AS is being sarcastic, nutty, and drunk all rolled into one. It's a periodic AS condition, and you'll probably just not want to get into it. No, I'm not the only editor here. In fact, I don't volunteer to edit here at all. That said, there aren't that many who put out their editorial shingles here, including AS, as he so obviously demonstrates with his posts, who are any more editorially trained or experienced than the people who come here looking for an edit. At almost best (there probably are a few trained editors among the VEs), you'll get a second reader with a good editorial eye. At worst, you'll get a hack who will damage your work rather than improve it. For posting to Literotica, someone with a good eye for second reading is good enough.

Obviously AS doesn't think it's good enough to be considered a good second reader. For how AS demonstrates, however, I think "good second reader" is a big overstretch for him.

Apparently AS writes very popular stories, though. He ranks very high on the "favorite authors" list. Perhaps he would have less angst by sticking with what he's demonstrated he's good at.

And lest I should be accused of picking on him--he's the one who has brought this up--across multiple threads--in nutty, drunken, nasty posts.

 

[AsylumSeeker]

AS is being sarcastic.

Not sarcastic. SR has made a point of making a point that most of the "editors" at Lit lack the training and knowledge to be "accredited" editors.

Just voicing SR's opinion.

And of course now he (she) will rebuff.

Whatever. Just saying.

Perhaps SR is right and I should focus on writing.

FYI SR, it's not Vodka. It's Evan Williams. Just saying.

 

[cocput]

Will give anything for a couple of shots of Evan Williams.

But i guess I will have to make do with SR for the time being.

It's actually quite surprising that the great ALL-knowing SR bestowed his audience on this small thread. It's seems the itch is getting too much for him/her.

Have a serious doubt whether SR is a she, at least in everything writes, her protagonist gets fucked like a bitch. A sure sign of a she, I guess. Funny, everything is in gay category, where only men are allowed.

Kinda wondering what SR thinks about editing this post.

 

[SydneyBlake]

AS is not the only one around who has a hard-on for Pilot. Get used to it.

 

[sr71plt]

SR doesn't think anything about editing your post. You're beginning to sound like a game-playing alt playing at being Indian and a bit dim.

And, *sigh*, you're not going to be another one of those tiresome (and inaccurate) "he only writes GM" posters, are you?--seeing as how I have 20 times as many stories posted to Lit. that aren't GM than you do--in the SR71plt account alone.

 

[lovecraft68]

Will give anything for a couple of shots of Evan Williams.

But i guess I will have to make do with SR for the time being.

It's actually quite surprising that the great ALL-knowing SR bestowed his audience on this small thread. It's seems the itch is getting too much for him/her.

Have a serious doubt whether SR is a she, at least in everything writes, her protagonist gets fucked like a bitch. A sure sign of a she, I guess. Funny, everything is in gay category, where only men are allowed.

Kinda wondering what SR thinks about editing this post.

Have a serious doubt whether SR is a she, at least in everything writes, her protagonist gets fucked like a bitch. A sure sign of a she, I guess. Funny, everything is in gay category, where only men are allowed.

Kinda wondering what SR thinks about editing this post.[/QUOTE]

Pretty sure SR is a man. If nothing else his level of arrogance and conceit is not generally a female trait. Although he does get hissy, which is sort of a female thing.

Also is seems that for whatever reason, at least on Lit, women seem to write better GM stories. So his being male would explain his lower scores.

And speaking of editing, weren't you sending me something? I was looking forward to it.

 

[sr71plt]

Speaking of those tiresome and inaccurate posters.

 

[lovecraft68]

SR doesn't think anything about editing your post. You're beginning to sound like a game-playing alt playing at being Indian and a bit dim.

And, *sigh*, you're not going to be another one of those tiresome (and inaccurate) "he only writes GM" posters, are you?--seeing as how I have 20 times as many stories posted to Lit. that aren't GM than you do--in the SR71plt account alone.

We have discussed this. When 75%+ of your stories are one category that is what you are branded as. I have a few stories other than incest, but I am incest author based on the high percentage of those stories.

And as for your other account?

The Scouries account is almost all incest so I guess that's two categories you write in.

 

[cocput]

SR doesn't think anything about editing your post. You're beginning to sound like a game-playing alt playing at being Indian and a bit dim.

And, *sigh*, you're not going to be another one of those tiresome (and inaccurate) "he only writes GM" posters, are you?--seeing as how I have 20 times as many stories posted to Lit. that aren't GM than you do--in the SR71plt account alone.

I love it when SR feels that he knows all.

Kinda gives me a kick.

You know your problem, SR. You try hard to divert topic away from any point that actually hurts you. You ought to leaving writing and become a lobbyist. The money is better there, and all your BS will sell miraculously there.

If you are man enough, then give me the list of academically published works of yours. I told you that you don;t know shit about academic jingoism, and then you try to pull me on not being English. Real men take the challenge and prove that you have what real men have.

The way I hear you, it's sounds like "Chime, chime, chime... B getting banged."

Also, I have just started posting. So, all you have is a head start. I will give you one more year. After that if you want to battle on sheer numbers, I will still beat you. You can choose whether you want to battle on story count or words published. Choice is up to you.

You are dealing with Scorpio, who decided to keep silent. Scorpio can lie low like a lizard, show face like a scorpion, and if needed, soar like an eagle.

 

[cocput]

We have discussed this. When 75%+ of your stories are one category that is what you are branded as. .

Incidentally, he is very bad in that category as well.

He doesn't know what a cross-dresser is. Check the link here

And then he cribs that CD is not in any book that he has in his home.

Maybe, he started writing in that category because he thought that he would get easy votes.

 

[cocput]

Speaking of those tiresome and inaccurate posters.

All people who right truth about you are not tiresome and inaccurate.

Better learn to realign the language center in your brown matter.

I have a theory for Sr's lack of perception. I think that somebody whacked his head with a baseball bat, and changed the location of essential neurotic centers. A brain scan will prove whether I am right or not.

 

[sr71plt]

If you are man enough, then give me the list of academically published works of yours. I told you that you don;t know shit about academic jingoism, and then you try to pull me on not being English. Real men take the challenge and prove that you have what real men have.

Oh, oh, there's that telling "don;t" Lovecraft typo. And the same lines of attack too--suddenly "knowing" all of that stuff about me.

It's getting crowded in here with sooo many Lovecraft noses up my butt.

 

[SydneyBlake]

I rest my case.

 

[cocput]

Oh, oh, there's that telling "don;t" Lovecraft typo. And the same lines of attack too--suddenly "knowing" all of that stuff about me.

It's getting crowded in here with sooo many Lovecraft noses up my butt.

Nice conclusion SR.

This is why I sais tht you dont know shit abt wht u r talking.

typos can happen to anyone.

I think I will let LC talk abt rest of your allegations.

Strange, sm1 as learned as the gr8 sr doesnt even knw how keys are arranged in a std keybrd.

and then he boasts tht he is an award winning RL editor.

serach qwerty keyboard layout in google.

and while u r doin it, figure out all the4 typos in this post and tell me how they were made.

I thought that you re jar was filled with sand, pebbles and stones. Now I am pretty much sure that it has only one thing--clay.

-scorpio

 

[cocput]

I rest my case.

Nicely said.

 

[sr71plt]

I rest my case.

Yes, you certainly called it. Really crazy, it is.

 

[cocput]

Yes, you certainly called it. Really crazy, it is.

So, SR, do you yield?

 

[cocput]

Kinda funny seeing how fast sr gave up.

I am reminded of the proverb: Barking dogs seldom bite.

And, all he had to do was accept that he made a mistake, instead of beating around bush.

 

[cocput]

Sorry, AS for using your thread. I knew that it was a sarcastic post.

It was just that SR crossed the line for the second time; and both times he challenged something that he should never have done in an open forum.

Your thread just became an easy lure for b***ing him.

Again, my apologies.

 

[Derroreaper]

Also, I have just started posting. So, all you have is a head start. I will give you one more year. After that if you want to battle on sheer numbers, I will still beat you. You can choose whether you want to battle on story count or words published. Choice is up to you.

You are dealing with Scorpio, who decided to keep silent. Scorpio can lie low like a lizard, show face like a scorpion, and if needed, soar like an eagle.

Wow, somebody drank the cool-aide I think? Don't start making statements you can't back up cocput, just to poke fingers...

Write one good story before you start talking about writing quantity.

 

[Darkniciad]

Yet another attack thread.

Is this really what you want the editor's forum to look like AS? Do you really want exactly what you say has chased you out of the Authors' Hangout to spread here?

If not, then why are you adding fuel to the fire?

This thread is nothing more than a pointless blemish on the forum section. On any other forum, or any other website, it would have been deleted minutes after posting.

Frankly, it should be deleted now. This isn't an unmoderated section of the forum like the AH, and this topic does nothing to further the purpose of the forum section.

If the moderators don't have the power to make that decision in such an obvious case as this, then they damn well should.

 

[cocput]

Wow, somebody drank the cool-aide I think? Don't start making statements you can't back up cocput, just to poke fingers...

Write one good story before you start talking about writing quantity.

Quantity was never my problem. It was always quality. Even now, I can churn out story after story which will have variety, but no quality. As one of my mentors would say, "story is awkward"

Don't worry, i am not that foolish to voice empty words. My current estimate to write an acceptably 'good' story that is one year.

Of course, I commented because I wanted two shots of whiskey and all I had was SR.