Man accused of attacking wife with delicious Cheez-Its

[koalabear]

Cheez-Its may be a delicious snack, but they generally make for an ineffective weapon. A Florida man was arrested for allegedly using the cheesy crackers to attack his wife after he became upset she had gone to an Earth Day concert.

http://now.msn.com/living/0420-man-cheez-it-attack.aspx

 

[Shagly]

Cheez-Its may be a delicious snack, but they generally make for an ineffective weapon. A Florida man was arrested for allegedly using the cheesy crackers to attack his wife after he became upset she had gone to an Earth Day concert.

http://now.msn.com/living/0420-man-cheez-it-attack.aspx

Sounds cheesy to me.

 

[killalhippies]

any fool knows doritos are the snack food weapon of choice.

 

[RoryN]

Every national news org ought to have their HQ in either Florida or Texas.

 

[CandiCame]

This is a fucking awesome story. It's... it's hippie-riffic.

 

[phrodeau]

any fool knows doritos are the snack food weapon of choice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ww1k7w4WQ8

 

[killalhippies]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ww1k7w4WQ8

try that that with a pretzel.