killalhippies
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- Joined
- Apr 19, 2012
- Posts
- 56
the english language is a whore.
dumb thread.
where's my fish?
dumb thread.
where's my fish?
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my curiosity is piqued/peaked
I would have brought you fish, but I was rebuffed by the smell.
Long and potentially annoying sig ahead, you've been forewarned. I realize this is not a dating board, but it still won't hurt to talk a little about me Sandy Brown, Hetero, South Asian Male, early twenties. I have delusions of grandeur. You're not getting any bedroom time from me if you are: dark, thick-nosed/lipped, a guy, shorter than 5'1", have mongoloid facial structure, any/all of the preceding. Don't blame me for my sexual tastes. Flame me if you think I wronged you in any other way. I believe all people deserve an equal chance at most things (except those that pissed me off in the past), so please don't think me racist if you want to stay non-delusional.
No need, really, for the forewarning...
...chicks gotta love a dude who puts himself out there like you do there. I mean, that's just beautiful, man.
BTW: when you describe yourself as "South Asian Male"...
...would that be white, brown, yellow, or black-Asian?
I'm always on the defensive, looking for sarcasm. I do not detect any in your message, so it would be just sadistic if it turns out to be just sarcasm.
That said, it still is pleasing to readThanks a lot.
BTW: Brown. I'm extremely pale in the torso, upper arms, thighs (wherever not exposed to the harsh sun), but I'm reddish-brown everywhere else. My tool is nearly black though, like an instrument of Satan.
If you stick around...
...it's going to be a treat watching you fight your way through the vain pile here for top tool honors.
I tend to be the best at whatever I do. I'm projecting my attitude here. If that makes me a tool/troll/vain person etc. in your mind, you are welcome to think what you wish. Enjoy your treat (hat tip).
your tool is almost black? dude - the next stage is where it drops off.
you should see my adder.
is it a little bald, rick?
you must have been watching my web cam.
i thought it was a wildlife documentary about fledgeling blackbirds! sorry, dude![]()