ZOMG!! I might have a job!!!

[CandiCame]

I got a call-back!! I passed the drug test!! And I have to go take a typing test Monday!! I am MOTHERFUCKING EXCITED!! And it's an office job!! I've never had an office job!! Ima watch the office to prepare!! I'm gonna be "Vince, from sales."

That is fucking hilarious. I want to hear people say that!! I'M EXCITED!!! I want a job so fucking bad!!! This makes me so happy!!!

I prob won't get it now that I'm so excited over it...

edit: WTF am I going to wear? I have a lot of black dress pants... I need to get some shirts...

 

[islandman]

Mind your spelling.

 

[CandiCame]

Mind your spelling.

I fucking HATE spelling. Why can't we speak a language that makes some motherfucking sense?

Seriously. You have no idea how much I HATE spelling. I've never passed a spelling test. It'd be like,

A
A
A
A
D
A

 

[KRCummings]

So Monday we'll get a thread about how the typing test wasn't fair and the world is once again against you.

 

[islandman]

I fucking HATE spelling. Why can't we speak a language that makes some motherfucking sense?

Seriously. You have no idea how much I HATE spelling. I've never passed a spelling test. It'd be like,

A
A
A
A
D
A

Lucky for you that the typing test contains no spelling.

 

[CandiCame]

So Monday we'll get a thread about how the typing test wasn't fair and the world is once again against you.

Most likely, yes.

I'll either be pissy or crying. One or the other. But you can prepare.

 

[MonaLittle]

So Monday we'll get a thread about how the typing test wasn't fair and the world is once again against you.

People still take typing tests?

 

[KRCummings]

People still take typing tests?

Yes because too many only know text/online typing which is filled with garbage that nobody would want on something adults read.

 

[Disgustipated]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM7oxuOLIiw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PA43ETEU1Vg

 

[CandiCame]

People still take typing tests?

Apparently- that's what they said. I haven't taken one since... gya grade school, but I took one at the unemployment office a little bit ago when I was doing this "put together a resume" job skill thing...

 

[islandman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM7oxuOLIiw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PA43ETEU1Vg

What is it you know, Luke?

 

[CandiCame]

OH MY GOD, ED HELMS IS IN THE OFFICE!!! EVERYONE ELSE ALREADY KNEW THAT!! IT'S LIKE FINDING OUT JESUS KNEW KARATE!!!

This makes me happy because Ed Helms is the voice of the Once-ler. It made me even more excited.

 

[Liar]

OH MY GOD, ED HELMS IS IN THE OFFICE!!! EVERYONE ELSE ALREADY KNEW THAT!! IT'S LIKE FINDING OUT JESUS KNEW KARATE!!!

This makes me happy because Ed Helms is the voice of the Once-ler. It made me even more excited.

I was gonna make a comment about the sad state of a world where employers do habitual drug testing, but I'm beginning to think it wasn't all that habitual.

 

[neci]

congratulations on the call back! i really hope it works out for you.

 

[CandiCame]

congratulations on the call back! i really hope it works out for you.

I am so motherfucking excited... No one knows how bad i want this job... I know it's just shitty call-center thing, but I've been unemployed for almost 3 months. I'll be so happy to have any money at all coming in.

 

[Lady Reiha]

Once-ler... you're growing on me. I like that shit.

 

[CandiCame]

Once-ler... you're growing on me. I like that shit.

A thneed would look rather becoming on you-
Of course, if I were on you, I'd be cumming to.

 

[Lady Reiha]

A thneed would look rather becoming on you-
Of course, if I were on you, I'd be cumming to.

A man after my own heart. Bless.

 

[islandman]

A man after my own heart. Bless.

Or woman.

We aren't sure yet.

 

[Wrong Element]

Does this mean you're going to be posting less?


Dang. Well, that will suck for us, but you know, good luck.

 

[butters]

fingers crossed for you, O - just don't cross yours when you type.