All Natural...

*takes a drag off cigarette, pours 6 equal into coffee*

Fucking bullshit, man!!
 
Look for the vegan label.

It doesn't matter if you're vegan, vegetarian or a meat eater. Now you need to know what the "natural" flavorings really are.

*takes a drag off cigarette, pours 6 equal into coffee*

Fucking bullshit, man!!

I'm all for hedonism. Do whatever you want. Just do it knowledgably. You could get run over by a bus tomorrow...
 
It doesn't matter if you're vegan, vegetarian or a meat eater. Now you need to know what the "natural" flavorings really are.



I'm all for hedonism. Do whatever you want. Just do it knowledgably. You could get run over by a bus tomorrow...

God that would be awesome.

...

This coffee tastes awful.
 
It's the anal glands...

It's that I used tap water because I'm out of real water. And I keep drinking it, as if the next drink will magically taste better. I also keep looking in my grinder like pot's gonna magically appear.

Neither of those things are working.

I am very sad now...
 
It's that I used tap water because I'm out of real water. And I keep drinking it, as if the next drink will magically taste better. I also keep looking in my grinder like pot's gonna magically appear.

Neither of those things are working.

I am very sad now...

I'm sad for you. I have really good well water and even better pot...
 
I'm sad for you. I have really good well water and even better pot...

PLEASE TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!

I'll do anything!!

*crawls over on hands and knees with a condom in mouth*

*nuzzles like a kitten*

*big eyes*
 
No one massages my anal glands and lives to finish their cup of coffee...
 
That's gonna hurt...

I'm sure I've had worse.

As long as I don't hear the phrase, "Bite the pillow, I'm goin in dry"

Or, "It's ok, I don't need lube, there'll be blood in a second,"

I tend not to panic.

edit: blood makes very bad lube. Clots outside the body and gets sticky rather then slippery...
 
Is there something unnatural about a beaver? Are they robots or something?

Is there something you don't understand about my opening post? Or are you just being a contrary bitch again?
 
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