I should take in Once'ler

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[Image]

I bet I could have him being a productive tax payer within 3 months. clean him up ....buy him some clothes .....get him a haircut.

He could be like your own personal Stepford wife

 

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[MonaLittle]

He could be like your own personal Stepford wife

I bet if we put our heads together, we could come up with an entire list of Lit Stepford wives.

 

[Image]

I bet if we put our heads together, we could come up with an entire list of Lit Stepford wives.

It would be like a conglomerate of The Stepford Wives meets Don't Look in the Basement...

 

[CandiCame]

I keep forgetting that's me.

I bet you could to. I just need a little guidance.

Can I sleep at the foot of your bed? Like a pet?

 

[CandiCame]

He could be like your own personal Stepford wife

You know, bitches, I am a domestic god. I cook, clean, sew, love kids, look fucking awesome in 50s clothes, male or female, give great head, and won't bitch about anal. I will get my ass in the kitchen and make you a samich and a martini. I'll pack your fucking pipe and have it waiting on you. I'd be the best fucking housewife on this thread. I challenge anyone to beat me.

 

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[Image]

You know, bitches, I am a domestic god. I cook, clean, sew, love kids, look fucking awesome in 50s clothes, male or female, give great head, and won't bitch about anal. I will get my ass in the kitchen and make you a samich and a martini. I'll pack your fucking pipe and have it waiting on you. I'd be the best fucking housewife on this thread. I challenge anyone to beat me.

A belt is my preference for you...

 

[islandman]

I thought she was a he.

My bad.

 

[Image]

I knew this thread would write itself.

~Laughs~

 

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[islandman]

little bit of support from you would not hurt this endeavor

I refuse to support you in any way until you stop randomly inserting in words.

 

[bronzeage]

You know, bitches, I am a domestic god. I cook, clean, sew, love kids, look fucking awesome in 50s clothes, male or female, give great head, and won't bitch about anal. I will get my ass in the kitchen and make you a samich and a martini. I'll pack your fucking pipe and have it waiting on you. I'd be the best fucking housewife on this thread. I challenge anyone to beat me.

This is the job description of a prison wife.

 

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[CandiCame]

A belt is my preference for you...

How you doin'?

I come with my own accessories- like a doll.

I thought she was a he.

My bad.

I have long been of the opinion that if you can't tell, why should I?

http://i.imgur.com/JoIGR.jpg

 

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[islandman]

I have long been of the opinion that if you can't tell, why should I?

http://i.imgur.com/JoIGR.jpg

The pic tells me nothing.

You know how many cross-dressers we have on this site?

 

[neci]

does it clean?

 

[islandman]

better?

Sanity restored.

 

[CandiCame]

This is the job description of a prison wife.

Yeah... If I ever actually go to jail, I'm good and fucked. I'm to pretty and far to big of a coward. Bad combination.

 

[CandiCame]

The pic tells me nothing.

You know how many cross-dressers we have on this site?

That's the point.

But you'd do me. That's what matters.

 

[islandman]

That's the point.

But you'd do me. That's what matters.

That's also not saying much.

 

[CandiCame]

I bet I could have him being a productive tax payer within 3 months. clean him up ....buy him some clothes .....get him a haircut.

Make me work out, to...

I have gotten so motherfucking lazy...

 

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