I can't tell which ones are the Pirate-y Threads anymore

[CHNOPS]

Please mark them with eye patches and a funny voice.

Arrrgh!!

 

[Wings]

You swashbuckler!

 

[evesdream]

Please mark them with eye patches and a funny voice.

Arrrgh!!

And X-marks-the-spot treasure maps with burnt edges, rolled up in a scroll.

 

[evesdream]

And fun directions like "port bow," "starboard," "aft", and "stern"

 

[evesdream]

And dashing, daring rescue attempts and impossibly pulled-off escapes.

 

[evesdream]

And madcap, daredevil adventures on the high seas!

 

[evesdream]

And a talking skull named Murray.

 

[evesdream]

And the glorious, triumphant, valiant-sounding piratey background music.

 

[CHNOPS]

And a talking skull named Murray.

Why do you always have to bring up the talking skull named Murray?

 

[evesdream]

Why do you always have to bring up the talking skull named Murray?

In his contract.

 

[CHNOPS]

In his contract.

It's a confidence scam!

 

[evesdream]

It's a confidence scam!

420!!

 

[CandiCame]

*appears with a soddering iron and a screwdriver kit*

Arrrrrg-

And whatnot.

 

[bluemuse]

Bring back the pirate shirt!

 

[CandiCame]

I have a pirate sweater that I knitted for my (ex) boyfriend, and as such, it's like, twice as big as I am, but I can't give it to him, because we broke up. So i have a random HUGE pirate sweater- that literally comes down to my knees... I could wear it with skinny jeans, I guess, but not around here.

I actually dress like a pirate pretty frequent, I'm noticing...

Makes me wanna watch "goth blocked".

 

[TonyClifton]

Please mark them with eye patches and a funny voice. Arrrgh!!

Yes, you are hilarious.

The doctor will be with you in just a few minutes.

We have the new "Time" magazine on the table.

 

[CHNOPS]

Yes, you are hilarious.

The doctor will be with you in just a few minutes.

We have the new "Time" magazine on the table.

Poor baby. Was I mean to your regular account?

There's already a thread about guys with hurt feelings. You and PaganAngel will get along great! Plus, you might get away with a couple of bucks.

 

[IndieSnob]

Poor baby. Was I mean to your regular account?

There's already a thread about guys with hurt feelings. You and PaganAngel will get along great! Plus, you might get away with a couple of bucks.

Why do you have to be so stern on the guy?

 

[CHNOPS]

Why do you have to be so stern on the guy?

Take a bow!

 

[IndieSnob]

Take a bow!

Let's not go overboard here.

 

[KRCummings]

Take a bow!

I could go for a glass of port.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Poor baby. Was I mean to your regular account?

There's already a thread about guys with hurt feelings. You and PaganAngel will get along great! Plus, you might get away with a couple of bucks.

Don't be so black with your sarcasm. That alt is his beard, after all.

 

[naughtycakes]

Make him walk the plank!

 

[neci]

walk the plank! walk the plank!

 

[naughtycakes]

Also, scurvy!!!