I can't tell which ones are the Parody Threads anymore

If it makes you feel any better nobody else can. And people do things so silly it's hard to be sure you're reading something from the Onion if you don't already know. :(
 
Jesus, you're really old, aren't you?

Professor Marvel: "Better get under cover, Sylvester. There's a storm blowin' up. It's a "whopper" to speak in the vernacular of the peasantry. Poor little kid, I hope she gets home all right."
 
Professor Marvel: "Better get under cover, Sylvester. There's a storm blowin' up. It's a "whopper" to speak in the vernacular of the peasantry. Poor little kid, I hope she gets home all right."
That was him! By golly.

Dumbass couldn't even figure out how to work the balloon.

Probably ended up in Minnesnowta.

Or Toronto.
 
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