I'm about to fuck with a stranger.

[Wings]

He's making his way in here now.

I'm going to pretend that I can't see him even though my entire office is windows and glass. He will be confused and annoyed.

I do it because I can.

 

[Wings]

He's still standing there. I'm still messing with my phone and eating a falafel wrap.

I hope this is as good for him as it is for me.

 

[butters]

pervert





*approves*

 

[Wings]

It's wrong to laugh so hard at my own thread, right?

Chippy.

 

[neci]

*starts timer*

 

[unregistered]

 

[butters]

It's wrong to laugh so hard at my own thread, right?

Chippy.

just don't do that snorting thing and we'll be good....

 

[slave_]

just don't do that snorting thing and we'll be good....

Especially if there is tzatziki sauce involved.

 

[butters]

Especially if there is tzatziki sauce involved.

ewwwwwwww

 

[Wings]

As long as you don't slunk up next to him.

No slunking.

 

[Wings]

Especially if there is tzatziki sauce involved.

made me laugh harder. Man, that would hurt!

 

[slave_]

made me laugh harder. Man, that would hurt!

heh heh heh

See, now you've given me a craving for falafel!

 

[Wings]

heh heh heh

See, now you've given me a craving for falafel!

I make my own, so incredibly yummy. Mmmmmmmmmm.

 

[slave_]

I make my own, so incredibly yummy. Mmmmmmmmmm.

mmmmmm! I never made my own and where I am now it wouldn't surprise me if anyone heard of it. I've been grabbing Fantastic Foods falafel mix.

 

[Sean Renaud]

So tell us about your job. You spend fifteen hours a day on the phone typing away at the computer? Granted I don't work in construction but I've spent plenty of time around them since in California they have to work with me if they work on government grounds including schools. I'd love to know what position that isn't actually physically doing something could possibly both fly by and take up more than twelve hours.

 

[koalabear]

So tell us about your job. You spend fifteen hours a day on the phone typing away at the computer? Granted I don't work in construction but I've spent plenty of time around them since in California they have to work with me if they work on government grounds including schools. I'd love to know what position that isn't actually physically doing something could possibly both fly by and take up more than twelve hours.

Your job apparently.

 

[Wings]

I do stuff, with stuff, directing stuff and sending stuff away. That's all you need to know.

 

[koalabear]

I do stuff, with stuff, directing stuff and sending stuff away. That's all you need to know.

You left out big stuff.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Wings]

And the stuff is really big! Not Internet inches big but actually big.

 

[Wings]

Stuff like this makes me want to do some skull fucking.

I really hope this is what I think it is.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Wings]

Si.

Saweet!!!

 

[Dribble]

Here I thought you were going to clear the desk and actually fuck him.

 

[pink]

I'd like to fuck with somebody.