im about to fuck a stranger

What happened to the guy you were all in love with? The guy you dumped TMWFM for?
 
Well that was fun. Kicked him out when he said "love me"..fascinated by a squirter. He ate me out for 40 mins. This may end up being an issue. "Can I spend the weekend with you?" Uh....I have plans, dude.
Yeah. Ima dirty whore.

Still with TMWFALM, BUT...he knows ima slut. So all good.

This one seems attached.

We shall see.

That was fun. Dude knows how to eat.
 
immediately before i have sex the first thing i do is log onto lit to start a thread about it and then literally like 5 minutes after i'm done the first thing i do is also log onto lit to post about it too!

man, our lives are so awesome!
 
immediately before i have sex the first thing i do is log onto lit to start a thread about it and then literally like 5 minutes after i'm done the first thing i do is also log onto lit to post about it too!

man, our lives are so awesome!

Doesn't everyone!!
 
Well that was fun. Kicked him out when he said "love me"..fascinated by a squirter. He ate me out for 40 mins. This may end up being an issue. "Can I spend the weekend with you?" Uh....I have plans, dude.
Yeah. Ima dirty whore.

Still with TMWFALM, BUT...he knows ima slut. So all good.

This one seems attached.

We shall see.

That was fun. Dude knows how to eat.

Ooooh, a clinger...

Does he want to meet your parents?
 
immediately before i have sex the first thing i do is log onto lit to start a thread about it and then literally like 5 minutes after i'm done the first thing i do is also log onto lit to post about it too!

man, our lives are so awesome!

1 hour, 13 minutes = 5 minutes? :confused:
 
I literally had a 4 min bj tonight.
He grabbed my head, forced my lips over his cick, and thrust me by grabbing my hair till he was done.
I choked a little.
I felt like an owned slut.
:eek:
 
Kids in house = 0.
Sex music = Everywhere.
Bourbon = too many.
Life is fucking good!
 
immediately before i have sex the first thing i do is log onto lit to start a thread about it and then literally like 5 minutes after i'm done the first thing i do is also log onto lit to post about it too!

man, our lives are so awesome!

Shit I'm about to give birth.

BRB

OK DONE

you're an evil, snarky, catty li'l bitchcunt and i :heart: you!

(i totally post fuck reviews online)
 
I dont fuck strangers, I just fuck all my bestest friends.

And from now on, I will post all details before and after coitus.
 
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