Died and gone to heaven

[Joeybagadonuts]

Pot-infused wine is all the rage in dope-friendly California

How could you make a substance like wine, with chemical properties that make you pleasantly woozy and a bit euphoric, any better? Infuse it with another substance whose chemicals make you pleasantly woozy and a bit euphoric, of course! Enter marijuana-laced wine. A bit like the pot brownie's more refined big sister, the aromatic red spirit is on the rise in California where increasingly lax pot laws have brought the decades-old fad back into fashion. The recipe calls for dropping a pound of pot into a fermenting cask of wine, which yields about 1.5 grams of weed per bottle. Plenty enough, we think, to get a group of sophisticated vintners chanting "duuuude" and eating Funyuns.

Can beer/weed be far behind?

 

[unregistered]

 

[Image]

I'll take a case of mixed, please...

 

[neci]

it's just a tincture.

 

[CandiCame]

Wow... I have no idea how to even process this.

When I drink, I start getting nautious. Then I take a hit so I can drink more. I want to know how this marvelous invention will affect that routine.

 

[Morcheeba]

I think they call it Pineapple Double Express HIGHWAY.

 

[Phelia]

Awesome! Now is the part where I try to make weed puns out of grape varieties.

Pinner Noir

Merhigh (Get it? Instead of low?)

Okay I think I should stop.

Anyway, good old California. Keep up the great work!

 

[fgarvb1]

Flash-backing to the days of yore when consuming massive amounts of the noble weed by roll up, pipe,brownies and vapor... as well as in food.

I just don't think that is a good ideal.

 

[lovetoread]

I've never smoked weed.

I'd try drinking it though.

 

[IndieSnob]

Fuck.

Every time I see this thread I get the Pixies in my head.

Make it stop!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Good lord, I once drank some bong water on a dare. I was nasty!



That's some wine I don't think I want to touch.



Pass the mad dog...

 

[CandiCame]

Good lord, I once drank some bong water on a dare. I was nasty!



That's some wine I don't think I want to touch.



Pass the mad dog...

Why the fuck would you do that? Drink bong water?

That is fucking hilarious. I literally did a spit-take. I just spit coffee all over my fucking monitor- that's some fucked up shit.

I can't imagine it would taste like bong water- that's there to filter out the smoke- you know, the death, the bad shit, and just leave you with THC.

 

[tactful]

Sounds like a waste of good wine and good weed, of course skirting the law, would be a good enough reason, but so would taking a rolling class, pencils please.
Bong water, cured that dry throat I bet.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Sounds like a waste of good wine and good weed, of course skirting the law, would be a good enough reason, but so would taking a rolling class, pencils please.
Bong water, cured that dry throat I bet.

Caltech, Green Dragon.

I think we're done, here.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Why the fuck would you do that? Drink bong water?

That is fucking hilarious. I literally did a spit-take. I just spit coffee all over my fucking monitor- that's some fucked up shit.

I can't imagine it would taste like bong water- that's there to filter out the smoke- you know, the death, the bad shit, and just leave you with THC.

Stoner dare. Have you never seen a Pauly Shore movie? Cheech y Chong?

Sounds like a waste of good wine and good weed, of course skirting the law, would be a good enough reason, but so would taking a rolling class, pencils please.
Bong water, cured that dry throat I bet.

Well, once I finished spitting we were all laughing our asses of and smelling the same...

 

[Saint Peter]

Good lord, I once drank some bong water on a dare. I was nasty!



That's some wine I don't think I want to touch.



Pass the mad dog...

Ewww.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Ewww.

[voice=Pauley Shore]


Purrrrr-ple sticky punch, b-u-u-uhhhh-dy... [/voice]

 

[tactful]

Caltech, Green Dragon.

I think we're done, here.

Light 'em if you got 'em,

 

[CandiCame]

Stoner dare. Have you never seen a Pauly Shore movie? Cheech y Chong?

Shsss... don't tell anyone but... no, I haven't. And I was a stoner for YEARS. If it ever gets out, it'll ruin my rep.

But I have never been stoned enough to drink bong water. And I have been stoned enough to do some pretty fucked up things. You ever go to the dollar tree, while stoned? Spend like, $100?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Dude, braugh, you've just got to see Bio-dome...



Two stones up!

 

[Byron In Exile]

Light 'em if you got 'em,

No need to light anything.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

No need to light anything.

Not even a really neat table candle?

 

[Byron In Exile]

Ewww.

What the hell do you know?

You live in John Denver Land.

The closest you ever came to drugs was television warnings.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Not even a really neat table candle?

Fucking... honestly?

That amount of alcohol plus THC? — No.

No need for candles.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Fucking... honestly?

That amount of alcohol plus THC? — No.

No need for candles.

O wow man, I really love the way you added the corn for texture...