If you're going to leave your husband

My husband wouldn't step foot into a Cracker Barrel...
 
The Cracker Barrel here in town makes you check your firearms with the Maitre D'.
 
Never been to a Cracker Barrel.

Never heard a positive story related to one, either.
 
What the fuck is a cracker barrel?

I picture a rum barrels full of rednecks rolling down a hill.
 
What the fuck is a cracker barrel?

I picture a rum barrels full of rednecks rolling down a hill.

It's a chain place down here. Depending on who you ask it's anything from decent homestyle food to artery clogging, poorly cooked garbage.
 
Or as Lewis Black states, everyone gets their news in Arkansas sitting around the Cracker-Fuck-Barrel.
 
Or as Lewis Black states, everyone gets their news in Arkansas sitting around the Cracker-Fuck-Barrel.

He can make me fall out of my chair laughing and bore me to death in the same stand up set. In small doses and on the right subject he's hard to beat.
 
It's a chain place down here. Depending on who you ask it's anything from decent homestyle food to artery clogging, poorly cooked garbage.

That pretty much nails it. But when it is good, it is really good. Of course when you add a lot of grease to anything the chances of it being good goes up.
 
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