pornstarwannabe
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are they somehow not being true to the Lesbian lifestyle? Isn't being a Lesbian all about enjoying relationships and sex with women? Why bring a faux dick into the relationship?
If Lesbians use a strap-on...
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RoryN
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...asks the true pussy.
mercury14
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When you jack off, why do you stroke a penis? Kind of strange that if you're hetero that you'd have your hands all over some cock.
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*applause*
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pornstarwannabe
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Wow, you guys really got me good.
Guess you did not have an answer. Surprising since you portray yourselves to be bright. Maybe I stumped you? Yeah, that's it. Smarter than I thought <pats self on back>
Guess you did not have an answer. Surprising since you portray yourselves to be bright. Maybe I stumped you? Yeah, that's it. Smarter than I thought <pats self on back>
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it's a dumb question. "true to the lesbian lifestyle" what?not every lesbian/bi woman is the same. some are trannies. and some fems like cock.
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Merc did give you an answer, cupcake. Instead of seeing a brilliant evisceration of the dumb-dumb logic you used to make this thread, you only saw an insult.
That's partly because you're weak, and partly because your brains are made of dogshit.
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not every lesbian/bi woman is the same. some are trannies. and some fems like cock.
Really? True lesbians like dick? that's news to me.
Merc did give you an answer, cupcake. Instead of seeing a brilliant evisceration of the dumb-dumb logic you used to make this thread, you only saw an insult.
That's partly because you're weak, and partly because your brains are made of dogshit.
You must be a Lesbian since you like Dick too (pinkstarfish said it, not me)
pinkstarfish
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i'm sorry, true lesbians? what are you, a lesbian judge?
yes, even a lesbian likes a cock, that's another word for dildo in "lesbian talk."
all lesbians are not the same, there's no cookie cutter lesbian, dummy.
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1. That's beyond stupid.
2. Why did you capitalize "dick"? Is it because you've got a grade-school grammar education, or because you're obsessed with it?
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This was the best line.
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I felt like Merc said everything that needed to be said. Summed up everything nicely and sysinctly (sp), and anything I would add would just drag down the amazing answer. I take a moment to applaud him, yet again.
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In the same way that strait guys like prostate massages, you box checking fuckwad.
Sexuality is not something that goes into a neat little category. And you know that, you're just trying to either 1: rile folk up or 2: pretend to be stupid.
pornstarwannabe
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In the same way that strait guys like prostate massages, you box checking fuckwad.
I barely Finished Kindergarten.
Sexuality is not something that goes into a neat little category. And you know that, you're just trying to either 1: rile folk up or 2: pretend to be stupid.
Nope. The GLBT taught me and others that there is a difference between G, L, B, and T. L is not equal to B. So I wondered.
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hahahaha the "lesbian lifestyle".
lesbians are just ladies who don't want to have sex with dudes and do want to have sex with other ladies, dork. how they decide to give each other sexual pleasure is sort of up to them at that point!!! it's not like the International Sapphic Council gets together once a year and legislates which objects can and cannot be put into a vagina.
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Where is girlysmiley when we need her?
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reminder that PSW is literally a dildo: thick, basically a huge dick, hidden from polite company, and always up his own ass
pornstarwannabe
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Sounds like you are speaking from experience. Own a huge/thick dildo, do ya? Keep it out of sight too, do ya? Sometimes go anal with it, do ya?
I bet the answer to those questions is a huge/thick YES. You opened the door.
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lol how insecure are you even
ive had all the dildos up my butt. the bigger the better dogg. sometimes instead of coffee i just drink a big mug o dildo in the morning. exploring human sexuality aint nothing to be afraid of, man! you should give it a try sometime.
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I think we need to hear from a lesbologist on this.
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OH PLEASE!!!
Lesbian Lifestyle is nothing more than a womans preference for other women as sexual partners: PERIOD!
Whether we use strap-ons, dildos, vibrators, fingers or tongues: It's all good.
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Someone's so far in the closet, he's in Narnia.
BTW, did anyone else get a creepy pedo vibe off Tumnus or whatever that satyr's name was?
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There are no lesbians. They just want the same rights as men. Who are gay.
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