Antique Vibrator Museum

i wank all the time and i'm still nuts.

Apparently, at the time, folk didn't jack off. The 1880s (when they were invented) sucked as far as sexual liberation was concerned. It was also the time when they invented the cock ring and a bunch of other shit- all of it used "medically" and all of it steampunk as hell, which makes it extra freaky, they all have gears and shit.

Hey, I'm just repeating what the article said. Apparently, the guy who invented cornflakes told folk not to jack off and everyone listened to him. I'm not even making that up. That's something I learned today. Oh history, you're retarded.
 
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Apparently, at the time, folk didn't jack off. The 1880s (when they were invented) sucked as far as sexual liberation was concerned. It was also the time when they invented the cock ring and a bunch of other shit- all of it used "medically" and all of it steampunk as hell, which makes it extra freaky, they all have gears and shit.
Yes, it is widely known that no one masturbated until 1974.
 
Apparently, at the time, folk didn't jack off. The 1880s (when they were invented) sucked as far as sexual liberation was concerned. It was also the time when they invented the cock ring and a bunch of other shit- all of it used "medically" and all of it steampunk as hell, which makes it extra freaky, they all have gears and shit.

Holy shit you're an idiot.
 
Leave it to someone in the Cereal State to come up with another wacky idea!
 
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