Blow jobs are like pizza?

[gotsnowgotslush]

Sex is not like pizza. Only blowjobs are.
- Chris Jones

http://www.esquire.com/features/women-who-are-bad-in-bed-0412#ixzz1qWNA0CKQ

 

[misssmartypants]

Maybe he has poor aim and needs glasses, that doesn't induce confidence.

 

[neci]

making pizza dough is good for the hands.

 

[XsNrg]

Sex is not like pizza. Only blowjobs are.
- Chris Jones

http://www.esquire.com/features/women-who-are-bad-in-bed-0412#ixzz1qWNA0CKQ

All good..some just better than others.

 

[misssmartypants]

making pizza dough is good for the hands.

That makes me feel all kneady.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

UK Pizza Hut Unveils Hot Dog Stuffed Crust Pizza
04/ 9/2012
Apr 10, 2012

Pizza Hut, the company that first brought us the stuffed crust pizza, has launched a pie stuffed with hot dogs available for delivery in the U.K.

The delivery site describes the pizza as a “succulent hot dog sausage bursting from our famous stuffed crust, with a free mustard drizzle.”

This isn’t the first time that the hot dog and pizza have combined, the pie first made an appearance in Thailand and Japan years ago.

 

[RoryN]

She says, "I'm told I give great blowjobs. I told I'm great in bed."
I respond, "Yeah, like anyone's going to tell you otherwise."

Both women and men get misleading positive feedback in the sack on a regular basis. It doesn't help.

 

[CandiCame]

She says, "I'm told I give great blowjobs. I told I'm great in bed."
I respond, "Yeah, like anyone's going to tell you otherwise."

Both women and men get misleading positive feedback in the sack on a regular basis. It doesn't help.

It really doesn't. Therefore, I don't do that. If you suck, I'll tell you. If I suck, I expect you to tell me. I hate folk who lie at me anyway, not just about sex, but about anything.

 

[bronzeage]

It really doesn't. Therefore, I don't do that. If you suck, I'll tell you. If I suck, I expect you to tell me. I hate folk who lie at me anyway, not just about sex, but about anything.

When she stops you at the door, looks up with dewy eyes and says, "I really want to do this again," you can trust that.

 

[RoryN]

When she stops you at the door, looks up with dewy eyes and says, "I really want to do this again," you can trust that.

LOL.

And then the wallet opens...

 

[semen4her]

I don't know where you get your pizza's, but please don't invite me over for some.

 

[CandiCame]

When she stops you at the door, looks up with dewy eyes and says, "I really want to do this again," you can trust that.

It's led to more negative experiences then positive. Positive you just lay there in each other's arm in the glow, until something forces you out of that post-sex stupor... like really, really REALLY wanting something to drink.

Negatively, it's been one of those, "Why didn't you tell me? What's wrong with me? What am I doing wrong?" lets-talk-about-relationship-until-4:00am-when-you've-successfully-listed-everything-wrong-with-me talks.

...not shockingly, most folk don't want to do that.

 

[KRCummings]

If your blowjob is like a pizza then somebody is doing something wrong. That or you have a nasty STD.

 

[bronzeage]

It's led to more negative experiences then positive. Positive you just lay there in each other's arm in the glow, until something forces you out of that post-sex stupor... like really, really REALLY wanting something to drink.

Negatively, it's been one of those, "Why didn't you tell me? What's wrong with me? What am I doing wrong?" lets-talk-about-relationship-until-4:00am-when-you've-successfully-listed-everything-wrong-with-me talks.

...not shockingly, most folk don't want to do that.

Anybody can compliment the chef, but if they want a second helping, it means they really liked it.

 

[Destinys_Bitch]

More like hotdogs.

 

[tactful]

Only when ordered with "extra" cheese.

 

[CandiCame]

*is suddenly craving pizza*

 

[ReadyMike]

Anybody can compliment the chef, but if they want a second helping, it means they really liked it.

I don't disagree with bronzeage that often, but sometimes it just means they're hungry.

 

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[cookiejar]

I can go without pizza, but blowjobs? Never ...

 

[Adre]

I've only had 1 great blow job. I am taking applications.

You could try the "straight men who crave pizza" thread

 

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[Adre]

link?......i'm new here

A gentleman doesn't link and tell.