More from the Governmental-Scientific Complex Ikea warned us about...

[JohnnySavage]

Metric screw heads.

How can anyone put together cheap crappy furniture from Sweden with metric screw heads? It's an outrage.

 

[RjThoughts]

They're making us buy more and more Allen wrenches!!! Damn them!!!

 

[IndieSnob]

I predict this thread won't sail as far as the other one.

 

[thør]

Metric screw heads.

How can anyone put together cheap crappy furniture from Sweden with metric screw heads? It's an outrage.

The last Ikea kit I assembled came with all the tools.

 

[JohnnySavage]

The last Ikea kit I assembled came with all the tools.

Scientific/Industrial/Governmental control over tool selection. Insidious Socialism at it's worst.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I predict this thread won't sail as far as the other one.

You need to just sit there and look pretty.

 

[islandman]

Why are you putting Ikea furniture in the Manse?

 

[JohnnySavage]

Why are you putting Ikea furniture in the Manse?

I'm not. I just noticed a prime opportunity for a parroty thread.

 

[islandman]

I'm not. I just noticed a prime opportunity for a parroty thread.

It's almost 2:30pm.

Nap time.

 

[JohnnySavage]

It's almost 2:30pm.

Nap time.

4 pm is nap time.

 

[evesdream]

What this thread needs is a horse pun.

 

[cjh]

is this thread about meatballs, too?

 

[JohnnySavage]

is this thread about meatballs, too?

I like a little Chevron in my meat balls.

 

[islandman]

You can't beat that $4.99 meatball and mashed potatoes deal at Ikea.

That lingonberry sauce really finishes it nicely.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Meat balls and mashies doesn't sound very good. You'd think Ikea could make some nice Swedish Meatballs over Egg Noodles.

Served by a tall blonde.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Did you know that I sometimes put food color in my mashies, just to kick it up a notch?

Red are my faves.

 

[thør]

Did you know that I sometimes put food color in my mashies, just to kick it up a notch?

Red are my faves.

TMI..

 

[semen4her]

Must be a parody of an idiot on ignore.

Also, metric is only used by civilized countries.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Must be a parody of an idiot on ignore.

Also, metric is only used by civilized countries.

And left handed hammers.

 

[islandman]

TMI..

Sometimes I forget that Johnny's a bit heathen.

 

[JohnnySavage]

And the parody exceeds the original. My work here is done.

 

[trysail]

Meat balls and mashies doesn't sound very good...

Should we prepare for a monologue on golf clubs ?


Is Johnny readying a lecture on the mashie niblick ?

 

[Peregrinator]

Should we prepare for a monologue on golf clubs ?


Is Johnny readying a lecture on the mashie niblick ?

Good god. I thought you were born sometime in the 20th century.

 

[Honey123]

They're making us buy more and more Allen wrenches!!! Damn them!!!

They are usually free....

 

[IndieSnob]

You need to just sit there and look pretty.

I'm not good at sitting nor looking pretty, buttercup.