Why is it when Gays have an Argument...

[pornstarwannabe]

... they almost always challenge each other to a sword fight to settle it? Geez... any excuse to smash dicks, I guess? Gays, please speak up.

 

[CandiCame]

So when you say "sword" do you mean cock or actual sword fight?

Because every fight I've been in with another faggy gay guy wound up in a great bitch off, like a cat fight. The fights I get in with other manly men, be they gay or strait, winds up in me hitting on them to make them uncomfortable, and that either backfires and I get sex, or I win. I actually don't argue a lot.

Plus, I would rather have sex then argue. Wouldn't you? And I like angry sex- relieves the tension and then you're like, "I still don't want green flatware. Lets get both sets. We've got the cabinet space."

 

[Sean Renaud]

So when you say "sword" do you mean cock or actual sword fight?

Because every fight I've been in with another faggy gay guy wound up in a great bitch off, like a cat fight. The fights I get in with other manly men, be they gay or strait, winds up in me hitting on them to make them uncomfortable, and that either backfires and I get sex, or I win. I actually don't argue a lot.

Plus, I would rather have sex then argue. Wouldn't you? And I like angry sex- relieves the tension and then you're like, "I still don't want green flatware. Lets get both sets. We've got the cabinet space."

Look noob. We don't take to noobs talking shit to veterans around these part. There was a chap with a name similar to yours not too long ago but he had blue hair and a shirt with a red R on it. So your disrepecting an honorable veteran just by posting here.

 

[CandiCame]

Look noob. We don't take to noobs talking shit to veterans around these part. There was a chap with a name similar to yours not too long ago but he had blue hair and a shirt with a red R on it. So your disrepecting an honorable veteran just by posting here.

YOU WILL RESPECT MY NEW OBSESSION!!

Sober me's not as cool as druggie me? That's the difference, you know. My natural color is brunette.

 

[Morcheeba]

I love when they go fucking nuts and rip through closets, collect items and then march down to the trash area and try their best to either burn or toss them but instead leave everything as second thoughts.

It's like ohhh, 3 packages of never-before-opened false eyelashes, a LEATHER whip, pink and purple wigs, awesome boas, leopard printed sheets, etc etc etc...

 

[CandiCame]

I love when they go fucking nuts and rip through closets, collect items and then march down to the trash area and try their best to either burn or toss them but instead leave everything as second thoughts.

It's like ohhh, 3 packages of never-before-opened false eyelashes, a LEATHER whip, pink and purple wigs, awesome boas, leopard printed sheets, etc etc etc...

This really happens. And at that point, I assume it's free. Chicks do that with their guys stuff to. Once it's in the trash room, it's up for grabs, right?

 

[Morcheeba]

This really happens. And at that point, I assume it's free. Chicks do that with their guys stuff to. Once it's in the trash room, it's up for grabs, right?

Right. But not if you think the cops might get involved. Quiet, gay domestic fights are one thing, but when you hear walls being punched in (as I have), best to forget about scavenger hunting the next day.

 

[CandiCame]

Right. But not if you think the cops might get involved. Quiet, gay domestic fights are one thing, but when you hear walls being punched in (as I have), best to forget about scavenger hunting the next day.

Well, at that point we've moved from "argument" to "domestic violence".

 

[Morcheeba]

Well, at that point we've moved from "argument" to "domestic violence".

Don't I know it.

I wanted to get back to how many gay men love to try to embarrass their lovers by taking many of their gay stuff and tossing it all over....

But a woman scorned by a man will key their car or boil their daughter's pet rabbit.

 

[CandiCame]

Don't I know it.

I wanted to get back to how many gay men love to try to embarrass their lovers by taking many of their gay stuff and tossing it all over....

But a woman scorned by a man will key their car or boil their daughter's pet rabbit.

How is his dickishness the rabbit's fault?

Yeah- women are crazy. And men are stupid. I need a third option.

 

[Morcheeba]

It's not the rabbit's fault, at all.

In fact, HAPPY EASTER!!!!!!!

 

[CandiCame]

It's not the rabbit's fault, at all.

In fact, HAPPY EASTER!!!!!!!

Now, THAT'S the rabbit's fault.

 

[pornstarwannabe]

So when you say "sword" do you mean cock or actual sword fight?

Because every fight I've been in with another faggy gay guy wound up in a great bitch off, like a cat fight. The fights I get in with other manly men, be they gay or strait, winds up in me hitting on them to make them uncomfortable, and that either backfires and I get sex, or I win. I actually don't argue a lot.

Plus, I would rather have sex then argue. Wouldn't you? And I like angry sex- relieves the tension and then you're like, "I still don't want green flatware. Lets get both sets. We've got the cabinet space."

Yes. I meant "sword fight" involving their dicks. They do get into cat fights too. I chose not to mention that because straight guys do not get into cat fights... and by mentioning gay cat fights, that would make gay men appear in an unfavorable light.

 

[badbabysitter]

... they almost always challenge each other to a sword fight to settle it? Geez... any excuse to smash dicks, I guess? Gays, please speak up.

and hey .. what a surprise

you're talking about cock again


nope, no denial here

 

[pornstarwannabe]

nope, no denial here

So you do not deny having a sword fight? Your words, not mine. Guess you are a guy after all. I knew it

 

[badbabysitter]

So you do not deny having a sword fight? Your words, not mine. Guess you are a guy after all. I knew it

actually, I have had a sword fight.. it was part of my theatrical training back at university... fencing, some kendo, some kenjitsu... not enough to be any good at it, but enough to look convincing

oh wait.. I just read your first post... it seems you're the one talking about men smashing dicks

you seem to have a lot of knowledge about men smashing dicks


weird huh

 

[Peregrinator]

Penis fencing.

 

[pornstarwannabe]

actually, I have had a sword fight.. it was part of my theatrical training back at university... fencing, some kendo, some kenjitsu... not enough to be any good at it, but enough to look convincing

oh wait.. I just read your first post... it seems you're the one talking about men smashing dicks

you seem to have a lot of knowledge about men smashing dicks


weird huh

I guess. The gays push their views onto heteros. So all heteros know of the cat fights, sword fights, masculine vs feminine in the relationship, etc. don't you read the Internet? The truth is out there.

 

[badbabysitter]

I guess. The gays push their views onto heteros. So all heteros know of the cat fights, sword fights, masculine vs feminine in the relationship, etc. don't you read the Internet? The truth is out there.

Those " pushed" views being equality under the law... it's as simple as that

as for the second... sure, if you say so

 

[Quoll]

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2012/04/120406234458.htm

 

[CandiCame]

Yes. I meant "sword fight" involving their dicks. They do get into cat fights too. I chose not to mention that because straight guys do not get into cat fights... and by mentioning gay cat fights, that would make gay men appear in an unfavorable light.

Strait guys totally get in catfights. See: this thread.

Penis fencing.

Well, I could have spent my entire life not knowing that. Goddamn it, Perg.