The Average Age of Literotica Forum Members

[TonyClifton]

I am very astute at guessing a person's age from reading a few sentences of what they have written.

From looking around and reading, I would guess the average age here is fifty.

No, I take that back.

It may be closer to fifty two.

Wait a minute, I am better at guessing your weight.

I used to work at the County Fair and made a lot of money doing that.

Just a second, let me guess.

Okay, you weigh 234 pounds without your wheelchair.

Am I right?

 

[semen4her]

You try too hard to be funny and you fail miserably.

 

[TonyClifton]

You try too hard to be funny and you fail miserably.

Navin R. Johnson: For one dollar I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex.

Navin R. Johnson: "Why are you crying? And why are you wearing that old dress?"
Marie: "Because I just heard a song on the radio that reminded me of the way we were."
Navin R. Johnson: "What was it?"
Marie: "The Way We Were."

 

[Aquagal]

I am very astute at guessing a person's age from reading a few sentences of what they have written.

From looking around and reading, I would guess the average age here is fifty.

No, I take that back.

It may be closer to fifty two.

Wait a minute, I am better at guessing your weight.

I used to work at the County Fair and made a lot of money doing that.

Just a second, let me guess.

Okay, you weigh 234 pounds without your wheelchair.

Am I right?

Are you adding yourself as part of that assessment?

 

[osprey44]

I am very astute at guessing a person's age from reading a few sentences of what they have written.

From looking around and reading, I would guess the average age here is fifty.

No, I take that back.

It may be closer to fifty two.

Wait a minute, I am better at guessing your weight.

I used to work at the County Fair and made a lot of money doing that.

Just a second, let me guess.

Okay, you weigh 234 pounds without your wheelchair.

Am I right?

Hmmmm... another two-bit mathematician

2(t+c)(o+l)(n+if)(y+ton)-(to+ny)+(cl+if)(to+n)=(st+u+pid)

Oh yeah... don't mind me, just killin' time and you're right, I'm over 52...

 

[Aquagal]

I'm under, but how much?

 

[osprey44]

I'm under, but how much?

Well Aquagal, if you're askin' me that question... there are some things I learned early on; never, never ask or guess a woman's age, even when you are challenged to do so...

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

I am very astute at guessing a person's age from reading a few sentences of what they have written.

From looking around and reading, I would guess the average age here is fifty.

No, I take that back.

It may be closer to fifty two.

Wait a minute, I am better at guessing your weight.

I used to work at the County Fair and made a lot of money doing that.

Just a second, let me guess.

Okay, you weigh 234 pounds without your wheelchair.

Am I right?

OMG 52!!! I'll never be that old......

and 234 is spot on actually.....

 

[butters]

53, no wheels.

 

[CandiCame]

I might live to see my 50s at the rate I'm going now. God, that almost knocked me off my wagon.

And you're off by about 100 lbs. Damn, if I weighed that much, at my height... it would be... frightening.

 

[Lady Reiha]

I'm 26.


;-;

 

[Honey123]

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say anywhere between 20 and 60

 

[Karen Kraft]

I am very astute at guessing a person's age from reading a few sentences of what they have written.

From looking around and reading, I would guess the average age here is fifty.

No, I take that back.

It may be closer to fifty two.

Wait a minute, I am better at guessing your weight.

I used to work at the County Fair and made a lot of money doing that.

Just a second, let me guess.

Okay, you weigh 234 pounds without your wheelchair.

Am I right?

Okay.

I laughed.

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