ladies...

[blunt_trauma]

 

[Wings]

Oh good, nothing would freak out my kids or the dog more than leaping in to my bed to find...that.

 

[Wife of Bath]

I think that would creep me the fuck out in the middle of the night.

 

[Peregrinator]

I think that would creep me the fuck out in the middle of the night.

You could fill it up with hot marbles...

 

[neci]

how big are those hands, and are they waterproof?

 

[Wife of Bath]

You could fill it up with hot marbles...

because that would be...less creepy?

 

[blunt_trauma]

it's not hairy. it's no good if it's not hairy.

how big are those hands, and are they waterproof?

ahahahahahaha!
you have no idea quite how much i love you right now

 

[CandiCame]

Still not as creepy as these.


http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/mandoll.jpghttp://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web03/2012/4/5/17/enhanced-buzz-19512-1333660364-18.jpg

http://www.realdoll.com/cgi-bin/snav.rd?action=viewpage&section=mrealdoll2

 

[IndieSnob]

it's not hairy. it's no good if it's not hairy.

QFT.

I'll donate some of my extra hair for the cause.

 

[Wife of Bath]

ahahahahahaha!
you have no idea quite how much i love you right now

qft.

neci...love.

 

[Destinys_Bitch]

The thumb looks just right.

 

[Saint Peter]

Strange nips.

 

[Wife of Bath]

Strange nips.

I'm more concerned about the jaw. it looks like a person whose lower jaw has disintegrated.

 

[blunt_trauma]

The thumb looks just right.

built in buttplug.

 

[Saint Peter]

I'm more concerned about the jaw. it looks like a person whose lower jaw has disintegrated.

Hold on.

It comes with the bimbo?




:ørders:

 

[Peregrinator]

because that would be...less creepy?

That's up to you. I was just thinking that a headless one-armed hot beanbag person might make you happier.

 

[Wife of Bath]

That's up to you. I was just thinking that a headless one-armed hot beanbag person might make you happier.

I can't imagine what impression I have ever given you to make you think that is the case.

but be that as it may, that post made me laugh, so...success!

 

[Peregrinator]

I can't imagine what impression I have ever given you to make you think that is the case.

but be that as it may, that post made me laugh, so...success!

Some things are obvious from the get-go.

 

[Wife of Bath]

Some things are obvious from the get-go.

god knows I prefer my men with a hot, firmly attached head. and preferably two usable arms, but I'm not picky.

 

[Peregrinator]

god knows I prefer my men with a hot, firmly attached head. and preferably two usable arms, but I'm not picky.

See? It's all about the hot with you.

 

[Wife of Bath]

See? It's all about the hot with you.

I can't deny the truthiness here.

 

[Peregrinator]

I can't deny the truthiness here.

I knew you were a marble-boiler.

 

[Wife of Bath]

I knew you were a marble-boiler.

why on earth would I boil marbles.

 

[Peregrinator]

You could fill it up with hot marbles...

See? It's all about the hot with you.

I can't deny the truthiness here.

why on earth would I boil marbles.

Are you chewing gum?

 

[Saint Peter]

To disinfect them?