anal / rectal bleeding help?

[centurion1986]

We played today and she fucked my ass with serrated plug/dildo but it was plastic and now everytime i have the urge to go toilet i just seem to pass blood. (in small amounts)

How long before this will heal and pass?

 

[blunt_trauma]

We played today and she fucked my ass with serrated plug/dildo but it was plastic and now everytime i have the urge to go toilet i just seem to pass blood. (in small amounts)

How long before this will heal and pass?

you know that this is how arse cancer starts, right?

 

[CandiCame]

We played today and she fucked my ass with serrated plug/dildo but it was plastic and now everytime i have the urge to go toilet i just seem to pass blood. (in small amounts)

How long before this will heal and pass?

OK, multiple tiered problem...

1: Lube is your bestest friend. Ever. Of all time.
2: You probably just ripped a little- don't freak out to bad, especially if it isn't bleeding really bad. My bf made me go to the hospital over this once when I ripped really bad, and it SUCKED and there wasn't anything they could do. Just rest and wait for it to heal. It should be over in a couple hours, day or 2 at the most. Don't try it again while you're still sore- you'll just rip again.
3: When you do try again, go slowly- don't push yourself- don't be a dumbass and get into subspace and think that you're immortal and/or indestructible, because it'll totally suck later. Know your limitations. Hard lesson to learn, but... actually, I got nothing on this, I'm really bad for violating this rule.


But yeah, you'll live- it'll probably suck for a couple of days while you're healing, but you'll be ok. Since it's just a little, don't freak out, just wait on it to heal.

 

[butters]

serrated? wtf is wrong with you people?

even knobbly pooh hurts, which is why it's meant to be smooth. go sticking anything serrated up your backside and you can expect bleeding. how long for? i wouldn't know, never having stuck anything serrated up my bum!

 

[CandiCame]

you know that this is how arse cancer starts, right?

Oh it is not. The anal sex can prevent the ass cancer because of the whole prostate massage thing. At least... that's what my ex said... and it... sounds true...

I suddenly feel like I got duped. I'm gonna go look that shit up right now.

 

[centurion1986]

OK, multiple tiered problem...

1: Lube is your bestest friend. Ever. Of all time.
2: You probably just ripped a little- don't freak out to bad, especially if it isn't bleeding really bad. My bf made me go to the hospital over this once when I ripped really bad, and it SUCKED and there wasn't anything they could do. Just rest and wait for it to heal. It should be over in a couple hours, day or 2 at the most. Don't try it again while you're still sore- you'll just rip again.
3: When you do try again, go slowly- don't push yourself- don't be a dumbass and get into subspace and think that you're immortal and/or indestructible, because it'll totally suck later. Know your limitations. Hard lesson to learn, but... actually, I got nothing on this, I'm really bad for violating this rule.


But yeah, you'll live- it'll probably suck for a couple of days while you're healing, but you'll be ok. Since it's just a little, don't freak out, just wait on it to heal.

Thanks for your reply. What foods should i avoid? should i drink more water than usual?

 

[CandiCame]

serrated? wtf is wrong with you people?

even knobbly pooh hurts, which is why it's meant to be smooth. go sticking anything serrated up your backside and you can expect bleeding. how long for? i wouldn't know, never having stuck anything serrated up my bum!

Um, because the knobbly grinding feeling is awesome? Duh. They don't hurt if you lube 'um up real good.

...as much.

 

[blunt_trauma]

Oh it is not. The anal sex can prevent the ass cancer because of the whole prostate massage thing. At least... that's what my ex said... and it... sounds true...

I suddenly feel like I got duped. I'm gonna go look that shit up right now.

you were duped.

arse play gives you butt cancer.

 

[CandiCame]

Thanks for your reply. What foods should i avoid? should i drink more water than usual?

I dunno, I don't think it matters. It really doesn't take that long to heal, you just have to be careful not to rip it open again. The chicky at the hospital didn't tell me anything about it, but I didn't ask any questions- I spent the whole time with my face in my hands going, "goddamn it, I don't want to be here."

 

[CandiCame]

you were duped.

arse play gives you butt cancer.

I just looked it up, you were both right. Prostate massages keep you from getting anal cancer, but you get anal cancer from HPV, which is an STD. So...

To buttsex! The cause of- and solution to- life's problems!

Hoo-Rah!!

 

[IndieSnob]

Sounds like your small bowel was ruptured at the scene of the ass raping crime.

Note that I only knew this because I stayed at a Holiday Inn.

Oh, and you should have posted a poll that included dolf has arse cancer.

 

[butters]

Um, because the knobbly grinding feeling is awesome? Duh. They don't hurt if you lube 'um up real good.

...as much.

seems to me there's a difference between 'knobbly' and 'serrated'. when i hear the latter, i'm thinking knives

 

[IndieSnob]

seems to me there's a difference between 'knobbly' and 'serrated'. when i hear the latter, i'm thinking knives

He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

 

[girlsmiley]

Thanks for your reply. What foods should i avoid? should i drink more water than usual?

My advice for you would be to avoid all four food groups. Chocolate, prawns, beer and anal sex. And also, vinegar. A mate got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.

 

[butters]

My advice for you would be to avoid all four food groups. Chocolate, prawns, beer and anal sex. And also, vinegar. A mate got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.

hahahahahhahhahahaha

 

[CandiCame]

He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

mmm... knives...

 

[Interested_Girl]

My best friend is a flagrant homosexual.

He once told me that if this should ever happen that you should try to stick to a more liquid diet for a day or so. Just so that nothing passes through you and so that you can "heal". He recommended soup, clear juices, lots of water and take a tylonol. You will be fine.

The act of anal sex does not give you cancer, if that were the case taking a shit could give you anal cancer, and it doesn't. Like someone mentioned, the act of getting an STD can increase your chance of getting cancer, always play safe. HPV can also lead to cervical cancer. Just like teeth plaque can play a factor in heart disease.

Before people start trying to freak people out maybe you should educate yourself instead of coming off as a moron.

To the original poster, you will be TOTALLY fine. You probably just have a fissure, which is a rip. You are probably in pain, just use lots of lube and "work your way up", don't just plunge anything into your ass.

 

[MiamiFirefighter]

Are you having any abdominal pain? What color is the blood? When was your last bowel movement?

 

[lovetoread]

I recommend taking a stool softener and looking up that whole stretching idea before plunging it in.

Also, don't forget about the arse cancer. Be careful out there.

 

[blunt_trauma]

these guys are lying to make you feel better,
but you should know the truth.
arse cancer awaits.

 

[Wife of Bath]

this thread is simultaneously depressing and entertaining.

to the op: you will most likely be 100% within about 48 hours. as long as the blood is bright red and fresh when you see it in your bowel movement, which is indicative of a tear. if it is black and tarry, you should go see a doctor.

to dolf: ily.

 

[osprey44]

Why am I reading this thread so early on Easter Sunday? Don't really know... but it does appear there are a few "wounded asshole" experts in the mix... certainly isn't an area of expertise that I'm familiar with. Must admit though, I did get a chuckle or two.

 

[phrodeau]

A serrated plastic dildo is one of the best methods of achieving anal or rectal bleeding.

 

[blunt_trauma]

and arse cancer.

 

[butters]

A serrated plastic dildo is one of the best methods of achieving anal or rectal bleeding.

i tried to find a picture and only got knives, weird unrelated stuff, and this