The vagina is a breeding ground for disease

Dude, you're talking to a guy who are the candy he found under the couch that was left in the apartment he rented by the people who were there before. I don't care.

Also, I thought vaginas had special cleaning bacteria or something. I suddenly realize that I should know more about vaginas. I know you can't put soap in them. This was learned in the shower- taught by the owner of a very clean vagina. What's that about? That's some crazy shit right there.

I am spelling "vaginas" so bad that spell check doesn't know what I'm trying to say.
 
i feel like i need to get high after reading this thread.
 
are you high right now?

I haven't been high in almost 3 months. I guess I should be proud of that.

*mumbles* stupid sober lifestyle... now I'm all boring and lame... motherfucking world is boring as hell... no one told me that while I was high all the time... everything was fucking awesome...
 
Why do I get the feeling that this guy has never even been up close and personal with a vagina before?
 
I have no idea if virgin vagina smells different.

From my experiences, all vaginas taste and smell a little different. So does cum- everyone's is slightly different. There's a similar undertaste, but there are definitely differences. It's not like you could be blindfolded and have chicks switch out on you and not realize it. It's like when you pick up a cup expecting it to have Pepsi in it, because it's a brown soda, but it's actually Dr. Pepper. You're like, "WTF?" It still tastes like pop, but it's different.
 
You have to say it like Charlton Heston in Soylent Green.

You know what sucks? Being my age and watching Soylent Green. That seems like it would be an awesome twist if it wasn't a cultural cliche. Pissed me right off. I was like, "Well, I guess that was cool back in the day."
 
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