beware

[roleplaylover]

of manipulative women that might say i got 4 hrs to chat, reason being that they are on an english website called person.com, and they work there and need punters to chat to them to earn money!

 

[Batch]

No! That sounds dreadful.

 

[IndieSnob]

Hey look, what are you going to do after you retire from football as a punter?

Sure you have to dress up like a woman and chat with horny old creepy dudes, but it pays the bills.

Don't be like that.

 

[Batch]

Hey look, what are you going to do after you retire from football as a punter?

Sure you have to dress up like a woman and chat with horny old creepy dudes, but it pays the bills.

Don't be like that.

It was YOU!

Wasn't it? Don't bother denying it.

 

[IndieSnob]

It was YOU!

Wasn't it? Don't bother denying it.

No.

I was a tight end.

By the time I retired I was a wide receiver.

*whistles innocently*

 

[Batch]

No.

I was a tight end.

By the time I retired I was a wide receiver.

*whistles innocently*

Omg. *begins weeping* How could you...?

 

[CandiCame]

No.

I was a tight end.

By the time I retired I was a wide receiver.

*whistles innocently*

This post made me smile.

 

[Peregrinator]

woodlydoodlyscroodlybleekbleekyoikdazoinkoh way oh way oh way oh

Go away.

 

[IndieSnob]

Omg. *begins weeping* How could you...?

I wasn't going to make the roster cuts, so I had to make use of my sexy body in a non-athletic way.

Believe me, I'm ashamed, but I had to do what I had to do.

 

[Batch]

I wasn't going to make the roster cuts, so I had to make use of my sexy body in a non-athletic way.

Believe me, I'm ashamed, but I had to do what I had to do.

*facepalm*

I don't think I can rub your belly any more.

*walks out of the thread*

 

[neci]

*facepalm*

I don't think I can rub your belly any more.

*walks out of the thread*

that wasn't his belly.

 

[neci]

balls!

 

[IndieSnob]

that wasn't his belly.

It wasn't?!?!?!

 

[neci]

It wasn't?!?!?!

if i have to explain my bad joke, it wasn't worth it.

*cries*

 

[pointless]

i'm sorry, but without at least three exclamation points in the title there is absolutely no way i can take this thread seriously.

 

[neci]

i will resist the urge to parody this thread, because i would most likely kill it on spot.

:rumandcoke:

maybe later.

 

[IndieSnob]

if i have to explain my bad joke, it wasn't worth it.

*cries*

You don't have to explain it. I get it.

If I have to explain my reply, then it's not funny.

Would you care for a fresh rum & coke?

 

[neci]

You don't have to explain it. I get it.

If I have to explain my reply, then it's not funny.

Would you care for a fresh rum & coke?

i would prefer a rum and cock.

tyvmyeb

 

[IndieSnob]

I never knew sticking my dick in a bottle of Bacardi 151 would be so...odd.

 

[neci]

fire! fire! fire!

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

fire! fire! fire!

If you don't take down that adorable corn-eating cat my days are numbered.

 

[neci]

If you don't take down that adorable corn-eating cat my days are numbered.

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