Do you get off on your own work?

[CandiCame]

Or are you self-critical?

Tonight was the first time where I wrote something that I genuinely jacked off to. I'm proud of myself.

 

[Liar]

I write finance news and public aquesition analysis.

I sure as hell hope I never get off on that.

 

[lovetoread]

Ya know, the last bit of documentation on the changes i made to the MDT server did seem to get my juices flowing.

 

[eyer]

candicane:

You really do need to find a different role model than yourself...

 

[JohnnySavage]

Generation Gap: I thought s/he was talking about work as in your job and was wondering what kind of job s/he had that gets her/him off.

 

[Wings]

I'm often found humping concrete structures.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I'm often found humping concrete structures.

I got wood cutting the grass the other day.

 

[Wings]

I got wood cutting the grass the other day.

Oh man, I have popper scooper duty later. I hope I can control myself when I look at the shovel.

 

[Batch]

When I complete a particular cool crochet edging

I feel.


Happy.

 

[Batch]

Okay. To be totally honest, I have done a vigourous fist-pumped and have exclaimed,
Booyah Bitches!

It startles the animals, so I don't often do it.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Or are you self-critical?

Tonight was the first time where I wrote something that I genuinely jacked off to. I'm proud of myself.

If I were not self-critical, I would not get off on my work.

 

[Liar]

Generation Gap: I thought s/he was talking about work as in your job and was wondering what kind of job s/he had that gets her/him off.

More of a context gap. It woulda been a no-brainer on the AH.

 

[CandiCame]

When I complete a particular cool crochet edging

I feel.


Happy.

I hear that!

Hoo-rah!!

Crocheting is hard- I started as a knitter, so it fucked me right up. I went from 2 stitched to like, 4 billion. I hate edging- but not as much as I hate cornering. I work in strait lines. Crocheting is about the only time in my life that I identify as strait...

Long way to go for a joke, but it was worth it. That's true though. I such at edging.

Also, I am not my own role model. Shigeru Miyamoto is my role model.

http://images.wikia.com/zelda/images/8/83/Shigeru_Miyamoto_at_E3.png

 

[thør]

Okay. To be totally honest, I have done a vigourous fist-pumped and have exclaimed,
Booyah Bitches!

It startles the animals, so I don't often do it.

I can see this.

 

[Batch]

I hear that!

Hoo-rah!!

Crocheting is hard- I started as a knitter, so it fucked me right up. I went from 2 stitched to like, 4 billion. I hate edging- but not as much as I hate cornering. I work in strait lines. Crocheting is about the only time in my life that I identify as strait...

Long way to go for a joke, but it was worth it. That's true though. I such at edging.

Also, I am not my own role model. Shigeru Miyamoto is my role model.

http://images.wikia.com/zelda/images/8/83/Shigeru_Miyamoto_at_E3.png

You blew my little mind right out of the water.

dayum

 

[bronzeage]

Or are you self-critical?

Tonight was the first time where I wrote something that I genuinely jacked off to. I'm proud of myself.

I have people who do that for me.

 

[CandiCame]

I have people who do that for me.

*jealous*

You blew my little mind right out of the water.

dayum

You know what go great together?

Knitting and ax murdering.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1zc8rW20b1qd8709.gifhttp://www.deviantart.com/download/289919391/once_ler___how_bad_could_i_possibly_be_by_midorieyes-d4slz8f.png

I'm thinking of changing my icon to the Once-ler. He kinda looks like me. If I lost the last 10 lb or so that I need to lose to look decent.

 

[ReadyMike]

That goes a step beyond masturbation doesn't it?

 

[Batch]

*jealous*



You know what go great together?

Knitting and ax murdering.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1zc8rW20b1qd8709.gifhttp://www.deviantart.com/download/289919391/once_ler___how_bad_could_i_possibly_be_by_midorieyes-d4slz8f.png

I'm thinking of changing my icon to the Once-ler. He kinda looks like me. If I lost the last 10 lb or so that I need to lose to look decent.

It would not. For the blood and gore would mess with the clean slides of yarn and hook or needles.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Batch]

Stop spinning those yarns.

I confess that spinning as eluded me thus far. Though combing has not.

 

[CandiCame]

I confess that spinning as eluded me thus far. Though combing has not.

I can spin like a motherfucker. Almost anything. I have a hand spindle- when I get my own place (I'm lame, I know) I wanna get a big-ass spinning wheel. I save my dog hair and my hair and whatnot. I used to have an angora rabbit that I was sponsoring through the ASPCA, but it fell ill and passed away. I just want people to come over and see a spinning wheel and be all, "What's that?"

And I'll be like, "A spinning wheel. Up and down London Streeth
In and out the Eagle
That's the way the money goes
Pop goes the weasel!"

My great-grandma used to spin before her dementia got all bad, and she used to sing that when she was teaching us kids how to do it. I come from hillbillies- she raised sheep and whatnot. The hand spindle gets annoying, because I can't wrap it around the base right, I pretty much grab, turn and roll it into a ball, so it gets those annoying bunchy things. I hate those. It's like, it'll be perfect except for these little balls of fluff. I always wind up with chunky weight though- whenever I try to do wortsed (sp) I'm to scared it'll thin and break.

I need a thneed. I'm actually knitting right now, I got PC stitch and made a bunch of goth-tastic patterns. Right now I'm knitting this one. Because when I get my own place, I guess I want everyone to think that I'm a teenage girl.

WTF is wrong with me?

Don't know if that image uploaded or not.

 

[unregistered]

 

[CandiCame]

I'd be less lame if I had that pimp suit. Get it for me.

 

[unregistered]