"Adult" man says: "Don't hate me because I'm a misogynist!"

Depends, is there a prize involved?


Otherwise, fuck it.


Can we sell LT to the highest bidder?


Would anyone bid, or would we have to engage in Deceptive Advertising Practices?
 
Depends, is there a prize involved?
No prize, because the answer is too obvious.

Otherwise, fuck it.

Can we sell LT to the highest bidder?

Would anyone bid, or would we have to engage in Deceptive Advertising Practices?
We would have to be secretive.

No advertising, strictly under the table.

Dog food manufacturers aren't too selective about where their meat comes from.
 
No prize, because the answer is too obvious.

We would have to be secretive.

No advertising, strictly under the table.

Dog food manufacturers aren't too selective about where their meat comes from.



Perhaps we'd do better if we shred him first. I wonder if bone chips should be removed.


No, likely the price is by the pound, so we'll need the extra weight.


We could add in some floor sweepings, too.
 
Can't we just do some matchmaking and arrange to introduce him to that woman who claims she's so beautiful other women hate her?
 
Perhaps we'd do better if we shred him first. I wonder if bone chips should be removed.

No, likely the price is by the pound, so we'll need the extra weight.

We could add in some floor sweepings, too.
From a practical standpoint, the bones themselves won't add much weight, but they will add to the cost of processing because they have to be finely ground, and the meat doesn't.

I say we strip off the meat, add maybe 10% floor sweepings, and call it a day.
 
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