The best April Fool's Day gifts

I guess it's never too early to start shopping for next year...........IDIOT!
 
We kidnapped Bill, a buddy, while wearing ski masks, and calling him the wrong name, tied him to a post, and pored water over him from gas cans, telling him it was payment for a drug deal double cross. Then my friend Kenny really pranked us by secretly switching the water with real gasoline so when we flicked the match at Bill, he went up in flames. We all had a great laugh, even Bill after 27 skin graft surgeries.
 
I'd give a friend one of those joke cans of "nuts" where it just rattles a bit if you shake it, you know, like a can of nuts, but when you unscrew the top, a snake jumps out and bites you and you die.
 
I'd give a friend one of those joke cans of "nuts" where it just rattles a bit if you shake it, you know, like a can of nuts, but when you unscrew the top, a snake jumps out and bites you and you die.

hehe funny
 
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