I will occasionally post things in this thread.

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[JohnnySavage]

I so wanted to be post 100 in this thread.

You should unleash the beast

 

[CHNOPS]

Not even when you want to do it with your left hand to make it feel like it is someone else's hand...?

I never thought of doing that. To make it feel like someone else's hand, I usually just shave my palm.

 

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[glynndah]

Not even when you want to do it with your left hand to make it feel like it is someone else's hand...?

CHNOPS would never cheat!

 

[Honey123]

stubble fun

 

[Freija]

I never thought of doing that. To make it feel like someone else's hand, I usually just shave my palm.

Hairy palms? I used to know the reason for that, but that was before I had to do the dishes.

CHNOPS would never cheat!

Would cheating on his right hand with his left be the anatomical equivalent of him sleeping with his girlfriend's sister? If so, the damage could indeed be irreparable.

 

[CHNOPS]

In an effort to maintain an aura of edgy mystery, I will now enter a period where I tell people that they're only saying things "because of the media."

 

[CHNOPS]

I may also add, "Open your eyes, man." (Or "...woman.")

 

[IndieSnob]

Rupert Murdoch told me to post in this thread.

 

[CHNOPS]

Rupert Murdoch told me to post in this thread.

Open your eyes, man. (Or woman.)

 

[Wings]

Virgin airlines is the best!

 

[CHNOPS]

Virgin airlines is the best!

You mean are the best.

 

[Wings]

You mean are the best.

Grammar, the media wants you to think it's important.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I've scoured the threads looking for the One.

This place just isn't the same without you around. Get well soon!

 

[Freija]

This place just isn't the same without you around. Get well soon!

I so wanted to be post 100 in this thread.

Uhm, listen... you can have the #100 spot if it would make you feel better, 'kay?

 

[JohnnySavage]

Best
Thread
Ever

 

[glynndah]

Is it occasionally yet?

 

[Byron In Exile]

Best
Thread
Ever

So, it's true... you're gay?

 

[CHNOPS]

Dear God, whom I don't believe in but still use for effect whenever convenient: thank you for the second ending of the A section of Round Midnight.

Your humble servant,
Sonny

 

[CHNOPS]

This may or may not be the best time to confess that I spent the early part of this year breaking into houses in Sanford, Florida.

 

[CHNOPS]

This may or may not be the best time to confess that I spent the early part of this year breaking into houses in Sanford, Florida.

I see what I did there!