I will occasionally post things in this thread.

[Byron In Exile]

No, that's long gone. Some pro-life group digging through a dumpster probably thought it was a fetus.

So is CHNOPS an acronym, or are the caps just for emphasis, as in "ACHOOO!"

 

[glynndah]

No, that's long gone. Some pro-life group digging through a dumpster probably thought it was a fetus.

Too bad. I know someone who'd've traded you an eye for it.

 

[CHNOPS]

So is CHNOPS an acronym, or are the caps just for emphasis, as in "ACHOOO!"

It was my grandmother's name.

Chnops Hazelberg. When she came through Ellis Island, they spelled it all caps, so she always did too.

CHNOPS HAZELBERG.

Like that.

 

[CHNOPS]

Too bad. I know someone who'd've traded you an eye for it.

OK, thrice.

 

[Byron In Exile]

It was my grandmother's name.

Chnops Hazelberg. When she came through Ellis Island, they spelled it all caps, so she always did too.

CHNOPS HAZELBERG.

Like that.

Chnops is Russian, right?

Pronounced like "Schnapps"?

 

[CHNOPS]

Chnops is Russian, right?

Pronounced like "Schnapps"?

I don't know. She pronounced it with everything silent except the "O."

 

[Byron In Exile]

I don't know. She pronounced it with everything silent except the "O."

She sounds like one hell of a fruitcake.

 

[glynndah]

I don't know. She pronounced it with everything silent except the "O."

O, hm? I think I've read her story.

 

[CHNOPS]

O, hm? I think I've read her story.

That story was originally about the Jews' metaphorical bondage to pharoahs and dictators throughout time, and the stupid publisher made a sex thing. She never forgave him.

I will say this, though. After that book came out, my grandfather started pronouncing her name with one of those Jewish glottal "khh" sounds at the beginning. Only many years later did I understand what he was calling her.

 

[CHNOPS]

Specifically, he was calling her a ho.

 

[Laurel]

Was she?

 

[CHNOPS]

Was she?

Has it really come to the point where a strong, beautiful, brilliant woman can't sell blowjobs to convicts just to score enough money for her next heroin fix, without someone calling her a whore?

 

[unregistered]

 

[glynndah]

Some of those convicts earn upwards of .18cents an hour.


Yonder come Miss Rosie......how in the world did you know.

Can you really make sushi out of bunnies?

 

[unregistered]

 

[glynndah]

You do know if there are sea horses, well, there are sea rabbits.


You do believe, right?

Of course. You'd never lie to me.

 

[RobDownSouth]

So is CHNOPS an acronym, or are the caps just for emphasis, as in "ACHOOO!"

CHNOPS is an acronym every first-year chemistry student learns to memorize the six most prevalent elements in a human body, in descending order (Carbon, Hydrogen, Nitrogen, Oxygen, Phosphorous, Sulfur).

Note to Vetteman: "Methane" is not an element.

 

[glynndah]

It was my grandmother's name.

Chnops Hazelberg. When she came through Ellis Island, they spelled it all caps, so she always did too.

CHNOPS HAZELBERG.

Like that.

CHNOPS is an acronym every first-year chemistry student learns to memorize the six most prevalent elements in a human body, in descending order (Carbon, Hydrogen, Nitrogen, Oxygen, Phosphorous, Sulfur).

Note to Vetteman: "Methane" is not an element.

Seems like a very odd thing to call one's grandmother.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I like when CHNOPS occasionally posts things.

 

[CHNOPS]

Seems like a very odd thing to call one's grandmother.

We didn't call her by her first name, silly.

We called her GIGO.

 

[glynndah]

We didn't call her by her first name, silly.

We called her GIGO.

Her first name was silly and yet you called her GIGO?

You have a very strange family.

 

[CHNOPS]

Her first name was silly and yet you called her GIGO?

You have a very strange family.

Actually, we didn't call her by her first name because she was our grandmother.

But thank you for making fun of my dead GIGO's name.

 

[glynndah]

Actually, we didn't call her by her first name because she was our grandmother.

But thank you for making fun of my dead GIGO's name.

Oh, dear.

My sincerest possible apologies.

 

[CHNOPS]

It's the one on my left hand. It does not affect my ability to masturbate.

 

[Freija]

It's the one on my left hand. It does not affect my ability to masturbate.

Not even when you want to do it with your left hand to make it feel like it is someone else's hand...?