You are hereby summoned to serve as a juror

[Bert Notorius]

FAILURE TO ANSWER JURY SUMMONS: In addition to any criminal penalty prescribed by law, a person summoned for jury service who does not comply with the summons as required by law is subject to contempt of court punishable by a fine and/or incarceration.

fuck

 

[Byron In Exile]

Bye, Bert.

 

[Super-Surprise]

Go "Easy Rider" on them...

http://files.sexyandfunny.com/photos/img_orig/img470c77a0d7ba2.jpg

 

[semen4her]

http://images.search.yahoo.com/r/_ylt=A0PDoS_NjnhPG1wAm4ijzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBtdXFkOWthBHNlYwNmcC1hdHRyaWIEc2xrA2ZpbWc-/SIG=12dm08tlu/EXP=1333329741/**http%3a//www.offthemarkcartoons.com/cartoons/2009-05-19.gif

 

[semen4her]

 

[semen4her]

This is Bert and his republican buddies...

 

[Byron In Exile]

http://www.offthemarkcartoons.com/cartoons/2009-05-19.gif

"Someone tried to hotlink a copyrighted cartoon without permission and all they got was this lousy text."

 

[CHNOPS]

"Someone tried to hotlink a copyrighted cartoon without permission and all they got was this lousy text."

Click 'quote,' copy the link, and paste into your url bar. First one's kind of funny.

 

[Bert Notorius]

I've been summoned 4 times since I moved here. Never been on a jury. It just fucks up the entire week. Law anymore is back door deals and never sees the light of day.

 

[clutch1]

Lie and tell them you're friends with busybody, and they'll throw you off the jury.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Click 'quote,' copy the link, and paste into your url bar. First one's kind of funny.

I know how to do it, I just think the poster ought to be the one to do the legwork, not me.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I've been summoned 4 times since I moved here. Never been on a jury. It just fucks up the entire week. Law anymore is back door deals and never sees the light of day.

Did you go the other three times?

 

[Byron In Exile]

Lie and tell them you're friends with busybody, and they'll throw you off the jury.

Or tell them the truth and let them throw you off the jury.

Either way.

 

[CHNOPS]

I know how to do it, I just think the poster ought to be the one to do the legwork, not me.

Two clicks to copy and paste vs. 100 clicks to respond to the post and retype the text in the gif. You did more legwork than you think.

 

[clutch1]

Or tell them the truth and let them throw you off the jury.

Either way.

I've never seen blatant racism from Bert (or any) like I've seen from bb.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Two clicks to copy and paste vs. 100 clicks to respond to the post and retype the text in the gif. You did more legwork than you think.

But I got more entertainment my way.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I've never seen blatant racism from Bert (or any) like I've seen from bb.

I saw one of his avatars where he was wearing a paper hat.

That might be worth a shot.

 

[hobbit.]

FAILURE TO ANSWER JURY SUMMONS: In addition to any criminal penalty prescribed by law, a person summoned for jury service who does not comply with the summons as required by law is subject to contempt of court punishable by a fine and/or incarceration.

fuck

just plead insanity at the swearing in.

In law most juries are insane, they even find innocent people guilty.

so anyone 'genuinely' insane should not be on a jury.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Two clicks to copy and paste vs. 100 clicks to respond to the post and retype the text in the gif. You did more legwork than you think.

Y'know, I thought it was obvious, but maybe I ought to state it explicitly: if someone tries to share something and is too lazy to post a link that I can see without having to jump through hoops, id est, if they care that little about it, why should I care more about it than they do?

 

[clutch1]

I saw one of his avatars where he was wearing a paper hat.

That might be worth a shot.

And a suicidal finger.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Did you go the other three times?

The first time one day it got to 20 below zero and my truck wouldn't start. I called them and said I'd be glad to come in (I lied) if they would send someone to pick me up. I stayed home that day.

 

[Bert Notorius]

just plead insanity at the swearing in.

In law most juries are insane, they even find innocent people guilty.

so anyone 'genuinely' insane should not be on a jury.

That may have worked in the olden days.

 

[Byron In Exile]

The first time one day it got to 20 below zero and my truck wouldn't start. I called them and said I'd be glad to come in (I lied) if they would send someone to pick me up. I stayed home that day.

Very clever. If it ever snowed here I would write that one down.

So, what happened the other two times?

 

[hobbit.]

That may have worked in the olden days.

you ageist bastard!

the jury system is well fucked up, has been since about 1215AD. 12 honest peers? get fucking real! bunch of head fucked arseholes all looking to the judge for guidance! and as a result of that an innocent person ends up in a secure mental institution for 18 fucking years! (rant over)

do you know how hard it is to trace the home addresses of jurors after a number of years?

 

[eyer]

Averring a principled belief in the supremacy of jury nullification usually dismisses a potential easily...

...it really helps the presentation's acceptance if you actually believe in it, though.